Monday, May 28, 2007

Lindsay Lohan, one day after getting her DUI

Here's a pic of Lindsay Lohan leaving a club at 4am this morning, one night after crashing her car and getting a DUI. Goddamn. She's a fucking mess.
okay, found a few more...




8 comments:

Seumas said...

Man, every time great news like this comes out on the weekend, I just wait eagerly until Monday for Sarah to post about it. I'm so lame!

Anyway, did you read some of the crap on sites like TMZ? There was a lot of stupid girls saying that they hope Lohan gets better and are glad she's okay and are completely defensive of her.

I guess it's okay to put people in danger as long as they're not famous or rich.

She'll still continue to be marketable though. I'm sure she'll do four movies in 2008. *yawn*

Shovelhead said...

I'd like to see a forensic analysis of whatever she's puking up on the sidewalk.

Here's my guess at the LiLo stomach content:
Cheese cake, liquid methadone, vodka, jalepano poppers, tequila, ejaculate and cocaine snot.

Wonder if they want that "hottest" award back?

stevobar said...

I can relate...I will admit that I too was a fuckin' mess when I was her age...by some miracle, I managed to pull myself together..if I'd had access to her financial resources, I am positive I'd have died before I reached 21. Back in those days. no one had heard about rehab or intervention..yeah, they had the Shick center, but that was for middle aged executives with drinking problems....I don't take any pleasure in watching Lindsay self destruct..unlike Brit, Paris, and Nicole, Lindsay really has talent. Where the fuck are her parents and friends???? At this point, jail might actually save her life.

Seumas said...

I couldn't care less about her life, but jail might certainly keep her from killing someone else.

stevobar said...

Seumas- I agree with you to a point...I too hope that her self destructive behaviour does not place others at risk...but c'mon man, she's just a kid...I guess it's the parent in me talking now, but she is someone's little girl...

Seumas said...

I can only have sympathy for her in as much as I have sympathy for anyone that I see on A&E's Intervention (which is a great show). But that all goes out the window once she drives drunk.

I don't buy that she's just a kid, though. She's an adult and there are adults younger than she is without any of her enormous resources and opportunities her are living on the streets because they have a terrible family or are going to college or are dodging bullets in the military. Maybe I'm an ass, but I can't have the same sympathy for a drug and booze addled movie-star addict that I have for some kid living on the street who was abandoned by her family and has nothing to look forward to but scoring a high for the day.

We should have been having Rick ride to buy Lindsey Lohan a segway so she won't kill anyone drunk driving! Heh.

Joe said...

All that important stuff aside, I was wondering: what is her "friend" doing to her in the car - the whole time the 'razzi are snapping pics??

It really does look like she's posing Lindsay into cool different poses!

Good friends are so hard to find.

Perhaps her "friend" realized that this was her chance for 15 minutes of her own fame...?

Ah, to be famous.

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