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Friday, January 12, 2007
Lindsay Lohan.
This girl is 20 years old. 20. I know we all have our days where we look like shit, but she looks like she's starting to do some unfixable damage to herself.
Lets take inventory, shall we? Creases & wrinkles on the forehead, neck. Crows feet around and bags under the eyes. What appears to be a cold sore on the upper lip (herpes outbreak?), mouth lines, and a general sickly pallor. Oh yeah - she's hot . . . for 42.
Yes, she looks exactly like a Storm, except for the skin tone, freckles, eyes, height, hair color and complete lack of life in her face. Not to mention, Storm is almost 38 and looks 30. Lohan is 20 and looks 30. Storm looks young, energetic and full of life. Lohan looks like the meth has sucked the life right out of her flesh like everyone else lined up at the methadone clinic in the morning.
You are full of shit and should have your eyes checked. Not to mention, your mouth washed out with rancid milk for even attempting to find similarities.
A more wholesome Storm Large? ***************************** First of all... there is no comparing Storm to anyone..period, she is in a class all her own. Second, Ms. Lohan doesn't look the least bit wholesome in that picture. Well said Seumas!
NWES FLASH UPDATE! Sarah - please to be posting the latest!! Linds has just checked into rehab!! I'm thinking she must be a regular to this blog and took a loooong look at the pix and comments.
This girl is 20 years old. 20. I know we all have our days where we look like shit, but she looks like she's starting to do some unfixable damage to herself.
14 comments:
Wow, I would have pegged her for 35 if I didn't know better. She's starting to look like the meth poster.
She makes a really hot 30 or 35 year old. Too bad not such a great 20 year old. She should be in everyone's dead pool in 2007. It's a sure thing.
Do I see a line already on her forehead??
Lets take inventory, shall we? Creases & wrinkles on the forehead, neck. Crows feet around and bags under the eyes. What appears to be a cold sore on the upper lip (herpes outbreak?), mouth lines, and a general sickly pallor. Oh yeah - she's hot . . . for 42.
That is a great photograph. She actually looks like she has a soul.
She looks like a more wholesome Storm Large.
You people above are full of shit and have likely never enjoyed a day in your life where you looked this good.
Merry Christmas.
Yes, she looks exactly like a Storm, except for the skin tone, freckles, eyes, height, hair color and complete lack of life in her face. Not to mention, Storm is almost 38 and looks 30. Lohan is 20 and looks 30. Storm looks young, energetic and full of life. Lohan looks like the meth has sucked the life right out of her flesh like everyone else lined up at the methadone clinic in the morning.
You are full of shit and should have your eyes checked. Not to mention, your mouth washed out with rancid milk for even attempting to find similarities.
A more wholesome Storm Large?
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First of all... there is no comparing Storm to anyone..period, she is in a class all her own.
Second, Ms. Lohan doesn't look the least bit wholesome in that picture.
Well said Seumas!
Damn, isn't any message board safe from trolls?
That girl has been rid hard, and put away wet, again, and again, and again!
My first thought was wow that's the best picture of her I have seen in a while.
That photo makes her look a lot older then 20 though. She has done a lot of damage to herself.gh
NWES FLASH UPDATE! Sarah - please to be posting the latest!! Linds has just checked into rehab!! I'm thinking she must be a regular to this blog and took a loooong look at the pix and comments.
According to the Enquirer, her liver is on the way out, or so said the doctors who took out her appendix.
Party carcass rocks the hardest.
I'm with the comment that mentions meth. I wonder if that's her problem and not alcohol. If it's meth, she's got about 5 years to live.
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