Yes, this is my poor dog Muppet in his Wonderwoman costume. I know, he is a boy, but he also appreciates the finer things in life, like headbands. And silver arm cuffs. And being my gay little dog.
I understand that I am one of those lame crazy dog people who dresses up my dog, but I am zen with it... I think he's fucking adorable. Hey, if you'd like to outfit your furry friend in a costume like this one (they also had Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc.) head to Target, they are on sale for $6.99, and then you can have a little ridiculous picture like mine. Have fun this weekend!
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Awww, he's soooo adorable.
Hope he knows how to run very fast!
I still think that's a great photo. I can't stand people who dress their dogs up, event hough my own mom has turned into someone that does that (after all three of us kids grew up and moved out of the house, I bought her a long-haired Chihuahua for christmas that she adores and she turned from a normal person into someone that pampers the hell out of that dog more than she ever did any of us!).
That said, I think this is a deserving exception. It's both hilarious and brilliant! In fact, I actually thought this was photoshopped at first!
Anyway, you should make his leash a "golden lariette".
Lotion that pupp..... ewwwww.
Never mind.
This proves that homosexuality is indeed a choice (Sarah's) and not a condition. If Muppet wasn't neutered before - sure is now.
Just have a goddamn baby already. You want to dress things up, and then have people adore it. There's no difference, AT ALL, between you posting a pic of your pathetic pooch, and you posting a pic of your drooling tot. Jesus christ, get knocked up, dump it out and take a photo and join suburbia. No difference at all!
Of course there's a difference. Dogs are cute and loyal. Kids aren't. Dogs can crap without your help. Kids can't. Dogs can eat their own poop. Kids. . . . well, the ones outside of Kennewick don't. Dogs don't cost a million dollars to birth, raise, clothe, educate and release into the world. Dogs provide you with everything children suck away from you.
I'd much rather pet someone's dog than hold someone's snotty parasite. And I'd much rather see a photo of someone's dog than a xerox of their backwater genes.
But at least we know that the dead-dog-fucking guy from Michigan is allowed internet access from jail.
geez Sarah, I don't know what is more crazy. You calling your dog gay or that you sleep in a bed that would be in a porno. Nice sheets and pillow's.
The day will some come when we read about you in the Metro section of the Oregonian..."local woman attacked by her own dog".
Not only have you set the stage for future episode of " When Good Dogs Go Bad", you have guarnteed that this poor canine has about as much chance as Scotty J of ever getting laid again...
At least your not a crazy cat lady. But the dressup is pretty scary.
You know your going to have to get xmas photos of you and your dog wearing matching sweaters.
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