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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Jessica Simpson : 80s hooker.
Dude. When they fall, they fall hard, and Jessica Simpson is looking a little worse for wear. Wow. I know that I have moments where I'm looking less than stellar, but this takes the prize - she looks like a drunk prostitute.
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Anonymous
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I was thinking more Daffy Duck, but a drunk prostitute will do just fine.
19 comments:
I was thinking more Daffy Duck, but a drunk prostitute will do just fine.
LOOKS like she is speaking with a slight lisp....ooohhh yea..!
She just got a whole lot hotter.
This is completely weird, but that pic is the first time I've found her totally hot!
Morty
I'm with Rupert. That looks like a chick I could bag - as long as I somehow obscure the gaping sore on my mouth.
I`d drop a 20 on that.
She hasn't jumped the Britney Spears line
I'd still hit it.
I think she looks amazing. I'd be on that like white on rice. I only wish there was a chick in Portland that looked half that good.
She's looks like she's about to ask, "Do you have any meth on you?"
She looks like a white version of Jamie Fox's Wanda character from In Living Color.
Here's a link to a photo of Fox made up as Wanda ...
http://www.synapticblur.com/pics/inlivingcolor02.jpg
Is that Ashton Kutcher in drag?
I'm loving that hairlip. I think 80s transexual hooker is a more accurate description.
Dude, are you kidding. I'd hit that and hit it hard!
I'd jump it hard, but probably get cut by her chin.
how bout we hit her hard with a pilllow case containing 5-6 cans of stagg chillie. i hear she wears clown panties....
ahh yes....nothing a little spackle couldn't cure.....Let me see if I can't whip up a batch her-eer-err ya go! Much better.
I like my girls a little smarter, classier and darker-haired, but I would totally hit this like a pinata full of cocaine.
This picture just screams out "screwed up slutty whore just waiting to be asked if I'd like a ride home".
And you know Joe Simpson has gotta be wanting to hit that, if he hasn't already.
She looks like a female David Lee Roth
She looks like a female David Lee Roth
And who wouldn't hit David lee Roth!
you say "drunk prostitute" as if that's a bad thing.
Greg in Canby
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