Thursday, July 05, 2007

For some reason this bums me out.

Oh, that reason is that the movie looks shitty and Jason Lee's face is on it. Why, Jason, why? You are a talented fellow, and you are doing this?? You break my heart, Jason Lee.

25 comments:

stevobar said...

C'mon Sarah, do you really need to ask Ja$son why he'd do this? 99.9% of all actors ( and everyone else for that matter)are whores. Except me. I'm 100% whore.

Jim said...

Why? Because Scientologists are nuttier than squirrel turds. He has to make this movie to battle the evil forces of Xenu and the volcanoes.

Seumas said...

Um. These people do realize that the target demographic for this movie doesn't know what an "alvin and the chipmunk" is, right?

Hell, my brother is 19 and he didn't even know what I was talking about and only vaguely knew what a Transformer is.

Or do they think that 40 year olds are going to go watch this movie...??

stevobar said...

Jim - With all due respect, what makes Scientologists any nuttier than Mormons, Methodists, or
(...fill in any religion of your choice)?

All I know is that MY religion is the only TRUE religion...I belong to The Church of the Restful Sabbath...

Seumas said...

I'm one to hold all religious people in equal on the "nutty" list, however I don't think methodists go around charging people tens of thousands of dollars to learn about their religion and go around suing everyone who questions their religion for copyright violation.

Scientology has a special place in everyone's heart because it is like the RIAA mixed with the Catholic church and showing how ridicuous they both are in one fell swoop. Of course, there's also that whole thing where the church of scientology was a direct cause of a woman's death that they covered up and blamed on her. There's a documentary about this and probably a wikipedia entry.

I'm not even sure if Scientology is recognized as a religion yet. Not that it matters. Religious people like to point fingers at Scientologists and say "wow, they're nuts!". And everyone else who points fingers at regular religions also enjoys pointing them at the Scientologists for the reasons I mentioned above. :)

Shovelhead said...

Wait until this piece of crap movie tosses in the only Alvin/Chipmonk song tag line anyone ever remembers; "(something, something), I want a hulahoop". Christ - just shoot me now!

His name was Earl - after this it will be Jason who?

Seumas said...

Yes, I was just thinking about that myself! You know here is going to be some musical number where they're all decorating the house and dancing around the tree and shopping at the mall while singing "Christmas Don't Be Late".

As for this Jason Lee guy... no clue who he is.

Randy said...

Right now, this very moment, I am calling for the end of film.

stevobar said...

Seumas - I singled out Methodists for historical reasons...In the early 20th century their doctrine forbade the viewing of motion pictures (see the irony?) And the Mormons extract and extort much more out of their hollow eyed minions than the Scientologists do...

If you want to start in about specific religions (nee Scientology) being directly responsible for people's deaths, think of the MILLIONS of people killed in the name of Christianity ( the crusades and Spanish Inquisition come to mind, as do the witch trials in our own country).

Please don't take this as a defense of the Scientologists...I'm just sayin...consider converting to my religion - as I said befroe, it's the only TRUE religion.

gay bob said...

Back to the original topic, I think Sarah has major hots for Jason Lee, not that I blame her.

stevobar said...

That's so gay...oh wait, you're Gay Bob...nevermind

Seumas said...

Yes, but the question you asked was what makes Scientologists any nuttier than other religions and not who has committed the most atrocities to mankind.

Also - Sarah has the major hots for every guy in a band or from a teen-show. I'm more shocked when Sarah does *not* have the hots for someone! :P

stevobar said...

OK That does it...this place has deconstructed into a high school debate class..I"m goin to the Waterfront Blues Festival now...I'll see you suckers later.

And by way seumas, there is NO religion nuttier than MY religion...so there!

Seumas said...

Don't get trampled by all the fat sweaty white women flailing around on the grass to Dan Reed and Curtis Salgado, sir! :P

Jim said...

Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the E-meter this morning. You'll never achieve Theta 7 with that attitude, Mr. Grumpy pants.

Seumas said...

Come on Jim! :P

Who's grump - me or Stevobar? I don't think either of us are grumpy . . . ?

Who would have thought Alvin and the Chipmunks would lead to a brief discussion of Xenu and methodists, though? Odd...!

Shovelhead said...

Haa, ha, ha!

Good one! Alvin and the Chipmonks (and their soon-to-be unbelievably shitty movie) spawns a totally unrelated theological debate into the nature of God and Man's relationship with his eternal soul (if in fact we have one).

Perhaps Alvin is in fact Satan and this is part of his Plan to end Man's reign.

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stevobar said...

Seumas - I'm glad to report that i was not trampled to death at the Blues festival.

I met some really nice people there who turned me on to a GREAT book..it's called "Dianetics".They also invited me to visit them at their bookstore...they explained that I can take a FREE personality test while I'm there.

This may be just what I've been searching for...I'll keep you posted!

12:22 PM

Seumas said...

Dianetics! You guys crack me up and that's why I keep coming back here to read and post (besides the fugly naked pics of famous people that Sarah posts for us!).

I read part of Dianetics when I was twelve years old. I found it in the Science Fiction section of the local used book store on 122nd. It said "L. Ron Hubbard" on the cover, after all Boy was I confused by a couple chapters into the book. I was like "most boring story EVER". Wish I had kept a copy of it for kicks!

Stevobar -- are you serious though about the Scientologists being there? It wouldn't surprise me, because they show up at a lot of events in a little tent in Portland.

stevobar said...

Seumas - Can't post more now..must abandon family and friends and begin process called Auditing...my "new" friends at the center have been kind enough to take possesion of my house and bank account...I've never felt so CLEAR!!!

Karel said...

It's the Hollywood Mantra of the new millenium: Leave No '80s Intellectual Property Unbuggered.

Morty said...

Show me the baby!

Lish said...

I'm allergic to religious conversations...back to the topic...again...

Jason Lee was awesome for a while. Now he's definitely a whore. He's made so much crap lately it disgusts me.

Just about everything I've seen or heard past Almost Famous is just crap.

He used to be cool, but now I can barely stand the sight of him.

riotricky said...

first an amazing sk8ter, then a very funny actor, with this, yeah it bums me out too