Monday, August 07, 2006

I have no words.



It's been awhile since Paris has given me a good picture to work with... just when she looks like she's cleaning up her act she goes and does this. I have to ask, though - is this an enormous vagina or just her odd- shaped butt cheeks? When dealing with Paris Hilton you can never be sure. Ugh, I can't type any more because the picture is posted right above where I'm typing, and it's disgusting.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sarah, I don't see anything wrong here. Her, um, vulva isn't showing and we see beyond her crotch to inside lower butt cheeks. Any girl dressed this way (admittedly unlikely) would be showing like this.

How do I know? I'm a photographer of nudes and I've worked with about 300 models. This is just very regular anatomy.

Rupert said...

shhshh fix the ziplock on that colostomy bag! No..not normal!

I see abused volvo! and the levalor blind strings holding up the old saddle bag lips. I hear she can blow out road flares!

Bad Boy Bubby said...

That's butt. What is up with the dress. It looks she stole it from the set of Zardoz.

How do I know? I'm a creepy dude and I've worked with about 5 models and a dog. It is just regular anatomy.

jc said...

Vile. Gross. Disgusting. Sick. Those are just a few adjectives I would use to describe Paris Hilton. As for her "growth" it's probably a semen pocket to collect all of the untold numbers of men's junk she has inhaled, and/or absorbed in her life.

Catshoe4 said...

Like a Squirl... she collects nuts and stores them in her checks!

Rupert Too said...

how would you like to be the one who squeezes that ass when it pops like a zit and oozes all that nut sauce.

"oo oo quick get me a cookie!"

I see that shake and run from the Yard!

Anonymous said...

her vag is "all right" she just has droopy cheeks

Daddy Fag Giant Queen said...

How can I get a job working with the First Anonymous to leave a comment?

burn said...

hahah.. for a skinny girl, shes just got a droopy fat ass.. do you think she works out? i dont.. I bet that ass has got some shake..

Tiffany said...

I've known it all along. She's a man! A bony, praying mantis-like, man. Yuck!

Kurt said...

This is what happens when a camel-toe is set free.

Momma' said...

Butterfly with taradactile wings.

All gums though

Rick the courier said...

As a porn surfer from WAY back (you
don't wanna know how far)I have
to agree with anonymous. However,
many, many of said female models
are worthy of attention. Miss Paris
sadly, is not. She's a big skank,
& I for one can't wait until her
15 minutes is up.

Doc C said...

I suspect the photographer caught her in a moment of flatulence, thus creating the fleshy bits flapping in the wind effect...

F Mel with Superman's Wang said...

If Paris were to play Tinkerbell she wouldn't need a wire. She could just flap her butt cheeks and fly away.

BTW, is that Doogie Howser to her right?