Friday, March 27, 2009

holy crap! shamwow guy arrested for beating a prostitute!!


life is sweet... oh so gloriously, sham-wowwy sweet...



MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). 


Thanks, Dave!!


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Where The Wild Things Are - the trailer!!!



source

Thanks, Steve F.!

Lost recap

Hey guys!


If you don't watch Lost then this is going to be a boring post for you, but if you do, here is my recap from the episode last night. My friends Lisa and Heather and I get together every Wednesday and watch Lost, so here are my notes (along with commentary from my buddies) from last night. Yes, notes. I am a nerd.


Okay, here we go!


9:04 - Sayid kills chicken out of compassion because friend can't

9:05 - "Ben is creepy" - Heather

9:06 - Young Ben gives Sayid a book (title: A Separate Reality)

9:10 - They're in Moscow?

-Sayid murders some dude

-Ben tells Sayid he's killed everyone?

9:12 - Mission accomplished!

9:13 - Horace visits Sayid in jail

- Going to have to take it to the next level?

9:14 - Juliet and Sawer

-Jack and Kate

9:15 - Why did Sayid break the 'truce'?

9:16 - "A 12-year old Ben Linus brought me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I'm doing?" - Sayid, fucking hilarious!

9:17 - "I've built a life here" - Sawyer

9:20 - In cafeteria with Hurley, Kate and Jack

-Kate finds out about Sawyer and Juliet

9:21 - Ben's dad walks in, Ben brings Sayid a sandwich, dad hits Ben... empathy?

9:22 - Present day, Sayid doing construction

- Ben finds Sayid

9:25 - murder and torture is "in Sayid's nature, he's a killer." - Ben

9:26 - I want more Desmond - me!

9:27 - WTF? Sawyer tazes Sayid... hmm.

-Horace is lady lovely locks

9:28 - Sawyer to Sayid - "He's our you" (who is that dude?)

-something shoved in Sayids mouth, truth serum?

-super creepy guy in tent

9:32 - Flash-forward, Sun is on the dock

-holds gun to Ben's head

-Airport, Sayid talking to girl that has him under arrest on plane?

-$120 scotch

-Hmm... dude interrogating Sayid is Larry from Newhart!

9:37 - truth serum, "I am a bad man." - Sayid

9:38 - Sayid talks about the Flame, communications station

-"I am from the future, you are all going to die."

9:39 - "Sawyer looks like Kid Rock" - Jay

9:41 - "..or I call Ann Arbor" ??

- Baby Ethan!

9:43 - Holy shit! Sawyer agrees to kill Sayid?!

9:47 - Sayid making out with jail lady

- slut boots!

9:48 - "They are going to kill you" - Sawyer to Sayid

9:49 - Sawyer and Kate

- "why did you come back?"

9:51 - flaming VW bus

- Little hooded person, Ben?

9:52 - Little Ben!

- Ben says about his dad "I really hated him". Past tense? Did he already kill him??

-"That's why I'm here" - Sayid

9:57 - Airport, present day

- Jailor lady has Sayid in custody, Kate is there incognito

-Beaten-up Ben on plane

9:59 - flashback, young Ben lets Sayid out of his jail cell

10:00 - VW bus driving through the woods?!?!

- it's Jin!

- "What are you doing here?" - Jin to Sayid

10:02 - Sayid knocks Jin out??

10:03 - Holy mother fucking shit!!! Sayid just shot and killed young Ben Linus!!!!!!!


HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and Lisa called it)


Best. Episode. Ever.






Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Hilarious

Rory McInnes did some of his own decorating at his family home... by painting a 60ft penis on the roof of his parents house. His parents Andy and Clare were delighted a year ago when builders finished a new roof on their $2 million house, but Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.

He grabbed a can of white paint and climbed up to the roof, where he spent half an hour painting the giant fallus on the roof of his parents home. For the next year only Rory knew about the giant manhood on the roof near Hungerford, Berks, but his secret was blown when a helicopter pilot spotted it, and hovered so his passenger could take photos.

Andy, the father of the trouble-maker, thought it was a joke when British newspaper The Sun contacted him about the painting. He responded with: “It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.” He then spoke to all four of his kids demanding answers, and when he phoned Rory — who was traveling in Brazil — he burst out laughing, saying: “Oh, you’ve found it then!”

This picture of a giant fallus is regarded as a massive fertility symbol, and couples often have sex near pictures of this giant appendage in the hope of conceiving. Rory’s mother Clare said: “We don’t want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying.” Rory's father also commented that: “We don’t want to lie in bed at night and hear couples at it above us. When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.”