Friday, July 18, 2008

Adam vs. Timmy

Adam on the left, Timmy on the right...


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Holy shit! Celebrity gossip!

...Okay, not so much celebrity gossip, I suppose, as a celebrity arrest. Goddamn, Andy Dick is a creepy looking motherfucker (oh yeah, that is what Andy Dick looks like now).

Story from TMZ:

Andy Dick arrested in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession, sexual battery

07:41 AM PDT on Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery, authorities said.

Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.

He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000.

UPDATE: Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.

Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts and pulling her top down. (ew)

When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Um. What?

This a cake that Fred Meyer is selling. It purports to be a "watermelon" cake with a slice cut out of it... hmmm. That's just wrong. And gross. But mostly red-seedy-vagina wrong.

This one's for the ladies

This is goddamn hilarious! ...well, at least for me, being a single lady and all, I've been watching these all morning and laughing my ass off.
Enjoy the bizarre hilarity! I'm seeing Batman in 10 1/2 hours! I'm freaking out! Fuck yeah!