Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Mr. Tim Riley

It has been such an honor through the years to be able to work with a man of Mr. Riley's character. The mornings that we spent together before the show politely ignoring each other were a great way to start the day, as were our hilarious conversations on and off the air. He is one of the most unique people I've ever met, and has given me such good advice throughout the years to help me become a better radio person, and has helped me (and countless others) appreciate radio as an art form, and his skill in doing so cannot be matched. He is missed, and I can't wait for the day that we can all be together on the air again - hopefully sooner than later, fingers crossed.

Best of luck, Tim. We miss you.

Oh, and if you fine folks would like to get ahold of Tim, his email address is:


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Introducing.... Ritchelle!

Words cannot express how much I heart Ritchie. Buy a ticket to his show!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Holy shitballs!! Flight of the Conchords Season 2 promos!!

So stoked!

Hugh Jackman - Sexiest man alive

Really? Really?? This guy beat out motherfucking JON HAMM for sexiest man alive?! Shame on you, People Magazine, shame on you and your bad eyeballs.

Thanks, Todd :)

Friday, November 21, 2008


hot dog.

um, what the fuck is going on with Katie Holmes?

Her make-up looks like mine did after I dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter from the Rocky Horror picture and then came home drunk and tried to wash off my black eyeshadow without any soap and I looked like a black-eyed transvestite. Yeah. Like that.

Byron Beck's new blog!


Check it out! Byron is a buddy of mine and a fantastical writer and since parting ways with the Willamette Week (he was the writer for the Queer Window) he's started up his own blog to keep people up-to-date on the happenings in his life and um, gossip about Twilight. Enjoy!

New Lost promo!!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

This is what I think is funny.

If you don't have time to watch the whole clip, here are a couple of shorter clips for your enjoyment. Goddamn. Don Hertzfeldt is a genius.

Repo! A Genetic Opera

...is playing tonight at the Clinton Street Theater and it's sold out already and I'm totally bummed! That being said, does anyone have any tickets that they perhaps aren't going to be using, or know anyone who has some they'd like to get rid of? I've been listening to the soundtrack (that I obtained, um, legally) non-stop in my car for a month and thought I'd be able to check out the movie tonight, not knowing that the Repo! love had spread so much that all of the tickets would be gone.


Thursday, November 06, 2008


Good lord. Amy Winehouse stumbling around the streets of London. Out of her mind. Again. With mascara all over her face. This is just ridiculous at this point.

Monday, November 03, 2008

It's almost over!!

This is my absolute FAVORITE song from Les Mis, and the video is pretty goddamn awesome. I hope that you guys enjoy, and hope to see you tomorrow night at Grand Central Bowl for the Rick Emerson Political Party beginning at 7pm!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

You're going to have to bear with me.

I know that Mad Men has been on for two seasons now, and I know I should have by now discovered how hot Jon Hamm is or how fucking amazing the show is, but I'm getting a late start here so my obsession is just beginning. That being said, here's yet another thing about Mad Men - The Simpsons doing a parody of the intro! Genius!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008


Here's an instructional video by the crazy girl who carved a B in her face and said that she was mugged by an Obama supporter while campaigning for McCain.

Thanks, Aaron!

Katie Holmes likes to eat rocks

I mean, really though, what the hell is going on with her mouth? Her teeth didn't used to look like that, now they're all snarly and jagged. Ick. I really need to start wearing my retainer. Here's what her teeth used to look like:

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Okay, now this is getting a bit ridiculous...

Really? I mean, really?

This is hilarious! I'm really starting to like John McCain in all of his senile glory..

"You know, I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more." - John McCain


John McCain has a bit of a slip-up

Um, rates were 'cunt' in the Bush years? Good to know, good to know.

Thanks, Lisa Wood!

Monday, October 20, 2008

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

It's true. It's true. :)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Larry Flynt's "Nailin' Palin'" - Sarah Paylin

Good lord, those are some big jugs.


Rick's interview on www.wweek.com!

Rick is a super talented dude (as you all know) and now he's hosting a local TV show all about Portland! He has an interview in this weeks Willamette Week but you can find a longer version of the interview right here.

Congrats, Rick!

La Pequeña Sarah Palin. Wiith a penis. Set to the tune of 9 to 5. Really.

I wish I could unsee this, yet at the same time I want to show it to every person I've ever met. I especially love the part when the mini-Sarah-Palin-with-a-penis starts to play with said penis while dancing with a tall man dressed as a gimp with Dolly Parton playing in the background. God damn.


She's back!!

Blow-up doll Christina is back in effect looking porny, super fuck yeah!! I haven't seen her looking this trashy in a long time, I think it was pre-baby so it was pretty long ago. Now she and her hooker lips are back and better than ever... all the while looking quite constipated. God, I've missed all of the trashy Hollywood gals - I hope this is the beginning of the next slew of crazy ladies going on drunken rampages and slutting it up. Woo!

How many licks?

Here's a video that someone made capturing all of the creepy licking faces McCain made over the course of the first debate. Super creepy and awesome! Oh, and p.s. - I'm sorry that my recent posts are lacking the usual lustre, but there really is nothing going on in the world of entertainment, so by god this is all I can find. Hopefully things will pick up soon!

Okay, I know this close-up of pictures are unfair...

...but damn. She's a little bit freaky-looking, I know that she's like 50 but she's all like angular and scary-looking. Oh, Madonna.

This is a real still from last night. Genius!

This isn't doctored in any way, I guess McCain started walking the wrong direction after the debate and got all flustered-like. Such a refined gentleman, that McCain.

Britney Spears' new video: Womanizer

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Holy crap, this is rad.

This is messed up.

If you have a fear of clowns I wouldn't recommend checking this website out, but if you like messed up pictures like the above check out this fucked-up website with creepy pictures of clowns. Ugh. I feel like I need to shower.

Thanks, Aaron!


Thanks, Storm!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Heather Locklear arrested for DUI. And for being a hot bitch.

She is the definiton of anime 'deer-in-headlights', although she looks quite pretty for going on a drunken rampage smoking cigarettes and trying to run over a pair of sunglasses with her car. Ah, Heather, you've gotta respect your sunglasses a bit more than that - I am disappointed.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Tina Fey IS: Sarah Palin

Embedding is disabled for this, but click on the link quickly before it's taken down again! Here's Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on SNL this past weekend... genius.


Okay, so the link is down but thanks to Squid here's another link!


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Kids of Whidney High movie trailer!

...We are in it starting around the 4-minute mark, it's pretty cool... check it out!

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Friday, September 05, 2008


Remember Hobie from Baywatch? (He played David Hasselhoff's son)
...Yeah, this is what he looks like now:
Holy shit! On top of his amazing good looks and bloody eyeball, he's also shopping around a sex-tape. Ew.

Monday, September 01, 2008

holy mother of god.

I am completely obsessed with the shitstorm that is this movie. Good god, this is going to be the best movie EVER!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

New Dexter Season 3 promo!

Dude. That looks fucking CREEPY and awesome! I really like the song that they use in the background... so excited to see this!!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Oh good lord.

This is some of the worst acting/singing/existing I have ever laid eyes on.. This is a clip from Paris Hilton's new movie "Repo! A Genetic Opera". Holy shit... it's bad. Bad bad.

p.s. She's the one in the black wig singing and slutting it up. Ugh.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It's another one!

Imaginary Bitches - Episode 9
...okay, another two episodes!

Imaginary Bitches - Episode 10 - Drunk and Desperate

Monday, July 28, 2008

Hit-and-run Friday night

Hey guys,

So my buddy Chris was hit by a car on Friday night as he was crossing the street on SE Hawthorne Blvd. The incident took place around midnight on upper-Hawthorne, specifically on the north side of the street right around SE 47th Ave. The car was speeding up Hawthorne eastbound, crossed across the middle lane, and hit my friend as he was approaching the sidewalk. This happened around midnight, and was right in front of (if you're familiar with the area) Jaciva/the BOG area. After the car hit him it stopped for like 10 seconds and then sped off eastbound on Hawthorne. There were several witnesses but it all happened so quickly that nobody was able to catch the license plate number.

The car was described as a big white older-style car, perhaps a muscle car of some sort. A piece of the car was left at the scene, they weren't able to identify exactly what part it was, but it was a fairly large-sized chunk. Chris also hit the windshield, so the windshield might be damaged as well.

If anyone works at an auto-body shop that receives a car matching that description (and damage), or perhaps witnessed something on Friday night would you please contact the authorities? Chris' foot is totally fucked up, along with many other scrapes and bruises, and he doesn't have insurance. Plus, the person who was driving this car is the kind of asshole that LEAVES SOMEONE FOR DEAD AT THE SCENE OF A HIT-AND-RUN ACCIDENT.

Friday night 7/25/08
11:45pm - midnight
47th & SE Hawthorne
Large white older car
Perhaps chunk of the fender missing / maybe windshield damage



Looking a lot better!

Amy Winehouse says 'happy Monday morning!'

Here's our party girl out on the town last night... ah, Amy.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Holy lord. It's a monkey-faced piglet!

I wish I could unsee this.

Holy shitballs!!!!!!!

Season 3 of Dexter preview!!!!!

Britney Spears' new single

I think... I like it? I guess this is her supposed 'retort' to Justin Timberlake's Cry me a river... yeah, Britney's a little behind the times, but still, it's not half-bad. Okay, maybe it's pretty bad. I think that it's just wishful thinking on my part because I want to see her on a come-back tour and then go batshit crazy again. Just a thought.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Adam vs. Timmy

Adam on the left, Timmy on the right...


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Holy shit! Celebrity gossip!

...Okay, not so much celebrity gossip, I suppose, as a celebrity arrest. Goddamn, Andy Dick is a creepy looking motherfucker (oh yeah, that is what Andy Dick looks like now).

Story from TMZ:

Andy Dick arrested in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession, sexual battery

07:41 AM PDT on Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery, authorities said.

Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.

He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000.

UPDATE: Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.

Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts and pulling her top down. (ew)

When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Um. What?

This a cake that Fred Meyer is selling. It purports to be a "watermelon" cake with a slice cut out of it... hmmm. That's just wrong. And gross. But mostly red-seedy-vagina wrong.

This one's for the ladies

This is goddamn hilarious! ...well, at least for me, being a single lady and all, I've been watching these all morning and laughing my ass off.
Enjoy the bizarre hilarity! I'm seeing Batman in 10 1/2 hours! I'm freaking out! Fuck yeah!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Caption this!

Mr. Timmy Ryan's CBS press photo


So, someone has posted the first five minutes of The Dark Knight on the internets... I'm not going to watch it, but here is a link to it for your enjoyment, if you choose to watch it. Enjoy!

p.s. I did, in fact, post this months ago but here's a better quality copy. Sorry for any confusion!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008


If you want to go and see the Dark Knight with The Rick Emerson show head to www.970.am and click on the Batman/Why so serious? logo and buy a ticket! It's going to be on Friday morning at 12:01AM on July 18th in Tigard. Hope to see you there!!

p.s. Thanks for the poster, Aaron :)

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

This is ridiculously awesome.

This a video to the "white wheat sourdough english muffin bagel" song done by our listener Calvin, who was the one put together the song mix as well. Thanks, Calvin!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

Ron Jeremy & my dog Muppet. My job is weird.

Can Britney Spears go out in public and NOT spill something on herself?

Sheesh. I mean, I know I'm nitpicking at this point (seeing as how we've all seen her vagina and bald patches), but this lady cannot wear an outfit out in public without having some unsightly stain on the front of herself. I'm just saying - it's not that difficult to drink a glass of water. Invest in a straw, buttercup.



If you're not a big fan of the show, or you haven't seen the entire series, I think that this will contain some spoilers for you. If you have seen all of the episodes, I think you'll appreciate this, it's pretty bitching. Enjoy!

Should I just rename my blog "girl obsessed with the Batman movie viral marketing campaign"?

Joker? I barely knew her!

p.s. how rad is this poster??

Oh! Look what I found!




Thursday, June 19, 2008

More Batman stuff!!

Here's the newest trailer for the Dark Knight, it looks super bad-ass:

...also, here's the latest viral online marketing campaign where you get to see the first glimpses of Harvey Dent as Two-Face! You've gotta roll your mouse of the 'HA' part of the word 'GOTHAM'. Radness!! :

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Friday, June 06, 2008

A new still from "The Dark Knight"!

That is so rad! Goddamn, after all of this marketing it really seems that Harvey Dent is a real person, I mean hell, I wear my "I believe in Harvey Dent" t-shirt and rock my "Take back Gotham City" bumper sticker on my dogs kennel every day.

My God. I am a nerd.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008


Sorry to those who aren't listening to the show because this will make no sense to you :)

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Oh my god.

This is Amy Winehouse photographed earlier today en route to visit her husband in prison. I have no words.

Thanks, Jennifer!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

This is pretty neat.

Here's Weezer's latest video starring all of the kids made famous from YouTube videos.... kinda interesting, eh?

Thanks, Hans!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Oh. My. God.

Sweet lord almighty. This is what remains of Courtney Love.

First picture from the Family Guy spin-off show - Cleveland!

I'd write something funny here but my head is too discombobulated. That is my favorite word. That is all.