Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Botox, anyone?

That forehead is AMAZING.

MAD Magazine's December 2007 cover

Love it.


Piece of Shit Britney Spears spends time with her cellphone children

Wow, I'm really glad that she's using the precious hours she gets to spend with her children letting the nanny tote them around in a plastic wagon while she text messages here little heart out. What a bad person. If you KNOW that the fucking paparazzi follows you around all of the time you are outdoors, for the love of god at least PRETEND to give a fuck about your kids. Ugh.

Oh boy.

Does the freakshow ever end?? I know that this probably is not true, but let's just stop pretend it is for a moment... genius.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Joker is unveiled...

...Man, Heath Ledger is a little fucked up-looking, eh?

Monday, November 26, 2007

Damn slow news day...

I'm still searching the internets for some good celebrity pictures, but in the meantime, if you'd like something to do, feel free to drop my buddy John a line to say hello. He just recently wrote me a lovely email about, well, actually, I'll just post it for you all for your enjoyment:

Dear Sarah,
Is it fun to be an am radio weirdo loser bitch
from Portland?

witch face
large sun glasses
bag your face

Well-spoken young man, isn't he?
I think he's a bit bored, so if you'd like to write him and say hello free to E-mail him @

...I know, I know it's juvenile, but come ON... it's kinda fun, no?