Monday, September 10, 2007

Wow.



So, I actually watched this when it aired last night, and I was speechless. What the fuck is going on with her? She looks like she is drugged or something... totally dead eyes and not even moving, and some of the worst lip-synching I've ever seen. Damn. I guess her people are saying her heel broke, but even so - that is the one of the least enthusiastic performances I've ever seen. At least put a little bit of heart into it if you're kicking off a huge awards show.

UPDATE:
Okay, so the youtube link isn't working anymore, but you can see the video on this site.

Thanks, Aaron!

9 comments:

stevobar said...

Her HEEL broke? Hey, they shoot horses, don't they?

scamorama said...

"This video is no longer available"

I guess someone had it yanked.
Who could that be?

Seumas said...

She was barely moving, because that keeps the fat from jiggling around and keeps the flabby parts from being unleashed from the deftly affixed duct-tape.

scamorama said...

Thanks Aaron!
(I think...)

The wireless transmitter sticking out of her butt was a nice touch.

The heels looked okay...about the only thing that did!

DougA said...

It's hard to rehearse from a hot tub with your tit in a guys hand.

Shad from SE said...

It's like they put a mannequin on stage with her head on it. Que the Futuramma intro!

Theresa said...

She looks like a stripper on her first day at some hole in the wall strip club, auditioning for the sleazy owner, who usually "does" all the new girls, but wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

She needs to start doing infomercials for wigs.....or something.????????!!!!!!

Shovelhead said...

It's a 50/50 toss up between giddiness and sadness over this disaster for Brits.

OK - we'll go for giddy because she so totally deserves the ridicule.

Impressions: Thick, flabby, listless, amaturish, skanky, untalented, phony, and generally what Brits has decended to after her bout with insanity. At least the hair extension glue didn't give way leaving a pile of polyester wig hair all over the stage to announce the conclusion of her train wreck.

Ash said...

How did boy Shakira manage to get a gig at the Mtv awards?