Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Because I know what the people want...



This video is called: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

I guess this dude is totally obsessed with Britney and has been using the 'youtubes' to proclaim his undying love for Britney Spears for awhile now... although I'm not sure if I buy it. Regardless, it is pretty hilarious to see him lose his shit while screaming 'Leave Britney alone!' Be wary of the volume, it gets a little shrill at points, as well as a bit profane. Eh.

p.s. Also, thanks to the many of you who sent this to me, appreciate it!

19 comments:

Shad from SE said...

Glorious!

Ash said...

Wow.
Nice performance.
Reminds me of my ex wife, but without objects being thrown and more feminine.


*golf clap*

stevobar said...
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stevobar said...

That is the single most gay rant I've seen since Liberace's funeral...this guy really needs to get a life. Shouldn't he be at a Clay Aiken fan club meeting?

By the way, apologies in advance to Gaybob...there's nothing wrong with being gay, but come on...this is the kind of shit that gives gay a bad name.

DwinkinAle said...

What a train wreck. I was pretty tired of hearing in the media about every little thing Britney does, but now every time I'll think of this pathetic beeetch and have to laugh knowing he losing it somewhere.
By the way, the smearing mascara was a nice dramatic effect.

Seumas said...

Sometimes I pray for a giant human-sized blender.

Joe said...

That uh - kid - is right: it is time to leave Britney alone...

...and time to start focusing on him now!

gay bob said...

No offense taken, stevobar. He is a miserable little queen!

DougA said...

Oh my dear god. This is precious. This must be preserved for all time. Each and every generation must view this, study this, learn this until the time of man is done.

Absolutely priceless.

Joe said...

Douga - from the looks of it, that time has already arrived!

Allison said...

this made my week.

Seumas said...

Someone PLEASE make a parody of this video, but with someone crying and screaming about how Rick and Sarah treat Scotty J.

RWgirl said...

Did no one know who Chris Crocker was before this? In no way was he being serious. No more than he was when he talked about being gay being the American dream.

*dies*

RWgirl said...

And I didn't think it was possible for the youtube super hero to be more annoying. He's not only infested the rest of the internet, he supposedly has a TV contract now.

Seumas said...

Honestly, 99% of people on YouTube should be killed.

Mostly this guy. But eventually, all of them.

RWgirl said...

Anyone who thinks "dramatic squirrel" is funny needs to be thrown from a moving vehicle into traffic.

Seumas said...

Yeah, but if they come for your Dramatic Squirrel today, they'll come for our Rick Emerson tomorrow.

Really, the two are frighteningly similar... Especially since Rick Emerson really does walk around with a monocle in his vest pocket.

RWgirl said...

Are we really one peg away from Dramatic Squirrel? You just broke my brain.

Shovelhead said...

Can I get a TV contract by drinking a quart of Old Manhattan then blowing chow all over the idiot You Tub'ing me? Both that, and this, would have equal appeal.

No wonder the terrorists think they are right to blow up us all up.