Monday, June 18, 2007

Does Britney have a black eye?

It kinda looks like that... or maybe it's a make-up smear, she's never been much for personal appearance. Either way, she's not looking so hot, and her extensions are starting to look like dreadlocks.
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15 comments:

Seumas said...

Maybe she fell on a book case?

Shovelhead said...

It's an allergic reaction to the Elmer's Paste that stick the Dollar Store extensions to her scabby scalp.

Damn but she's looking bad, bad, BAD!

Theresa said...

She needs some Pro active to clear up that acne.....

joe said...

Bruises, acne, and waxy ears...

I just want to lay low in a Motel 6 with this lady and a bag of meth for three days and see if we can't make her another baby.

derick said...

speaking as a doctor I would say that Mizzzzzzzz Spears is suffering of a diabetic and/or pre-hypertension bloat. Somebody should check both her blood sugar and her blood pressure. That bloat is the look of one about to burst from the inside out.

very sad. For a girl her age and assumed racial make-up it is rare that one like here should potentially suffer from indications such as these. It would take an incredible regimen of alcohol, fats, carbohydrates, cigarettes, and illicit drugs to produce such results.

Somebody call 911

stevobar said...

I thought it was Janeane Garafalo when I first saw the picture....Damn, the Brit has aged

Seumas said...

Notice that now she's skankier than ever and realizes she doesn't have any other options, she's spending time with Federline again?

I can't wait until they have more kids.

gay bob said...

The only reason she EVER looked good, was a ton of makeup and air brushed publicity photos. What a Skank!

Dingo said...

There's nothing I dig more than a blonde slut with a black eye.

Seumas said...

What about a blond slut with two black eyes?

Dingo said...

No, Seumas,

one black eye = bad listener

two black eyes = slow learner

Richard said...

da bitch just wouldn' listen!

Richard said...

she'll shut up quicker next time...

Seumas said...

Can California declare her vagina a Superfund Site?

stevobar said...

Seumas - Let's call her the "land grunnion"...I'm sure she can be "smelt" all over Southern Cal...