Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Paris leaving her lawyer's office today.

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11 comments:

Seumas said...

Hah hah! Slut.

She probably wouldn't cry this hard if she had killed some little kid in one of her multiple DUI stops.

Fuck the hiltons.

Brian said...

Welcome to the real world sweetheart. As Beretta used to say, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time".

Steve said...

She might be able to take the dog with her after all...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/09/budgie_irish_prison/

gay bob said...

WAH,WAH,WAH,WAH,WAH,WAH, BITCH!

RWgirl said...

Two thoughts:
A. That is so amazingly satifying.

B. What's up with her pock marked skin?

Joe said...

"I'm going with Gay Bob" on this one. (couldn't resist!)

Wah!

Question: does anyone think she'll be a less terrible individual after she gets outta jail?

I think not!

Shovelhead said...

Christ aw mighty! I hope she's paying like a zillion dollars for her make-up because it's worth every penny. She's got BAAAAAAD skin! Without ceiling plaster make-up, her face looks like a meth 'ho! Oh, yeah - she'll blend right in at the 'ol LA county lock-up! Eff you, Paris!

The Low said...

...She needs to moisturize her situation...

Wood said...

In the best possible Simpson's Nelson voice: HA-HA!

Wood said...
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Wood said...

Why this is even news is beyond me. She better do her time, just like anyone else would have to.

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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence and is not capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit against her, the socialite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said.

Dr. Charles Sophy has been seeing Hilton, 26, for the past eight months and has talked with her several times since her May 4 hearing for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, according to court papers.

Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time before testifying in a civil case brought against her by actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

Messages left with Hilton's spokesman and lawyer were not immediately returned early Tuesday. (Watch a Hilton family friend say Paris deserves to do time )

In court papers filed Monday, Sophy said Hilton is "distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing ... and her fear of incarceration."

"At this point in time," he continued, "Ms. Hilton cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense."

Graff filed a $10 million lawsuit against Hilton in 2005, claiming the reality TV star spread "vicious lies" about her. Hilton has denied that she was behind a report alleging Graff once tried to grab a necklace worth $4 million from her throat.

Superior Court Judge Linda K. Lefkowitz postponed the trial to August. It had been scheduled to begin this month.

Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie star on "The Simple Life," which throws them into everyday situations. After famously feuding and filming their parts separately last season, the celebutantes have reunited as camp counselors for the show's upcoming fifth installment.