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Red sweater party

Ruth

Fritz

Butters

Sydney

Dog portraits!

Hey friends, long time no update, I know - alas, the world of Funemployment Radio has sucked me in over the past year (a year on Friday to be exact) and I've been busy updating that page and neglecting this here website.  But I've got good news!  Yes, in my unemployed quest I have discovered that I have a strange talent, how it came about I'm still not quite clear, but it is a talent, nonetheless.  I have been recruited by many fine folks to paint pictures of their favorite furry friends!  Yes, I just wrote that.  I indeed have been spending my time painting portraits of dogs, and having a damn fine time at it.  Below are some samples of my work;  if you'd like to inquire about having a painting done please email me at sarahxdylan@gmail.com, and I'll get back to you with a quote!  Also, if you could send a pic with your beloved dog that would be grand.

Hope to see some of your favorite dog pictures soon!  Here's my latest sample, and I'll post more in the upcoming posts:

Sasha

And so it goes...

Well, well, well - quite the week, eh? Alas, the time has come to say goodbye to the airwaves yet again; so is the cycle of radio. I have enjoyed my time on the air with the greatest co-workers I could ever have - it was always a fantastic way to start the day chatting with my friends in the morning. It was an honor and a privilege to work with Rick, Tim, and Greg, along with the countless other people whose contributions made it possible for it to be the best. show. ever. Thanks for your support and love, everyone, and I'll catch ya on the flipside.

Yes, I just wrote flipside.

xo

Sarah D.

oh, and p.s. - we're still here! Please to be checking out all of our websites for updates and funny pictures and figurings-out as this crazy train called life keeps going. Thanks!

No drug problem here. Nope, not one bit.

Holy mother of god. Lindsay Lohan looks like a 40-year-old woman and she is TWENTY-TWO. She needs to lay off the collagen and prescription drugs and wipe off that horrendous pink lipstick and burn that rabbit fur coat - ugh.

Genius!!

So, we had Heidi and Spencer on the show a couple of days ago and Rick decided to make the interview more interesting by seeing how many 'douchebag' references he could slip in without them noticing - and the answer is MANY, MANY, MANY of them. Listener Ronald decided to make a hilarious slide-show to accompany the interview, and it is amazing. Enjoy, and thanks to Ronald!

This just looks ridiculous.

...oh, and AWESOME. But mostly ridiculous. I went to see Zombieland last night (which was a pretty good movie!) and there was a preview for this movie, but was definitely not as long as this 5-minute sneak-peek. Enjoy the ridiculousness that is 2012:

Paranormal Activity

So there's this rad new movie called Paranormal Activity that's been made, but it's only playing in select cities. That being said, you can sign the petition here to bring it to Portland! Here's the trailer, so you can see how bad-ass it looks:



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Tila Tequila showing her bruises..

Yikes. Does look like she was roughed up a bit. Regardless if she's lying about not doing the drinking (see: Nibler's "Ball Talk" from a couple of days ago when she had 'twittered' that she was wasted) she's still a tiny girl and dude shouldn't be harming her.

Holy crap.

Kevin Federline is fucking HUGE! It's like he's wearing a fat suit made of skin. My mind is having a hard time time wrapping around this, because all I can picture him looking like is this:
Wow.

...oh, and here is as Pig Man in the Tim and Eric Awesome Show... which is.. AWESOME

Tommy Wiseau in the preview for his new pilot: The Neighbors

We're having TOMMY WISEAU on the show tomorrow @ 8AM!!!!

Best. Day. Ever.


(Tommy Wiseau is the guy with the long black hair - genius.)

She's back!!!!

Yay! The drunken cokewhore is back! I guess she was talking to the press last night in a BRITISH ACCENT, shades of Britney Spears right before her head-shaving meltdown. Will we be so lucky? Only time will tell, my friends...

Storm Large's new video!

Be prepared to have this in your head ALL DAY LONG. Also, look for my cameo toward the end (along with my friend Heather), and watch Rick hamming it up at Mary's Club singing VAGINA over and over again. Much love to Storm, it looks amazing!

Naked drunk chick on roof at Starbucks last night