tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post6996655259565781821..comments2023-10-03T05:32:21.743-07:00Comments on Sarah X Dylan - Dog Painter: First scan of a page of Paris' journalSarah X Dylanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04728363679192528965noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-83877594100087876722007-01-29T13:31:00.000-08:002007-01-29T13:31:00.000-08:00I think the "sponsor" was a reference to an alcoho...I think the "sponsor" was a reference to an alcoholics anonymous sponsor, perhaps.<br /><br />As for her being hot... being crazy and messed up doesn't compensate for complete fugliness. A completely messed up and crazy Scarlet Johansen is hot. Even maybe a Lohan. But a Hilton?! Eew.Seumashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12071696327973364944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-24373175938933765662007-01-29T12:46:00.000-08:002007-01-29T12:46:00.000-08:00I have never wanted Paris more than I do now. It'...I have never wanted Paris more than I do now. It's hot when chicks are messed up. I mean, you could beat her up after dinner and before bed time and she wouldn't even notice.<br /><br />Paris, where a man can be a man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-24941715704481560152007-01-29T08:37:00.000-08:002007-01-29T08:37:00.000-08:00Well, seumas, we already know she can eat a 9 1/2...Well, seumas, we already know she can eat a 9 1/2" dick.gay bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01683387583576404414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-19108044897178481752007-01-29T06:05:00.000-08:002007-01-29T06:05:00.000-08:00boy and I thought MY life was fucked up? I guess m...boy and I thought MY life was fucked up? I guess money really doesn't make it all better...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18031314185302511643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-86455855371039278712007-01-28T21:33:00.000-08:002007-01-28T21:33:00.000-08:00"Get a sponsor"??? What the F?
How about Clorox B..."Get a sponsor"??? What the F?<br /><br />How about Clorox Bleach to sponsor the mass cootie wash you so desparately need?Shovelheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11039811331629336657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-28590560460439114352007-01-27T13:49:00.000-08:002007-01-27T13:49:00.000-08:00Oh, wait. is "clean house" a euphemism she's using...Oh, wait. is "clean house" a euphemism she's using for "organize life"? I thought they were essentially separate items. I was trying to figure out why Paris Hilton would be cleaning her own house.<br /><br />Holy crap, I'm retarded sometimes.Seumashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12071696327973364944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-1562387685062039342007-01-27T13:22:00.000-08:002007-01-27T13:22:00.000-08:00Paris writes
"Trust those who you are close with....Paris writes <br />"Trust those who you are close with." <br /><br />She doesn't need to worry about other people sabotaging her..she is doing a DAMN good job of sabotaging herself!Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11141860636492685291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31713614.post-5089700436573125442007-01-27T03:16:00.000-08:002007-01-27T03:16:00.000-08:00clean house - organize life
be sober
be honest wit...<i>clean house - organize life<br />be sober<br />be honest with everyone<br />throwing up</i><br /><br />Might as well put "don't kill people" and "don't eat babies" on there, too. What the hell?!<br /><br />Thanks for making me laugh so hard I literally cried. My stomach actually hurts from laughing every time I read this now. Such GOLD!<br /><br />Frankly, I almost feel a little bad for her. But she's super rich and popular and I'm just some complete middle class asshole male, so she can eat a dick. :DSeumashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12071696327973364944noreply@blogger.com