Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The clown lady.

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you... Patricia Engalls! Holy god.

Ingalls, a clown for 17 years, was in full clown costume and on her way to work a gig at the Ogden 20K Race. Anxious to get to work blowing up balloons and whatever other things creepy clowns do, she got in an accident with another vehicle and decided to haul ass. Imagine the horror as police arrived and arrested her in front of the kiddies. They kids clung to her and begged them not to take the clown away. Actually the true horror is her clown makeup. Down at the station, the drunken clown blew a .252, more than three times the legal limit.

Ingalls spoke out after her arrest to say she was sorry the kids witnessed her being taken into custody. “I’m not allowed to drink in costume and I should have never went because I was too upset,” said Ingalls. However, she denies she was drunk at the time of the accident.

Holy mother of god.

That is just WRONG. Wrong wrong. Wow. She looks like the chick in "There's something about Mary" - not so much the Cameron Diaz one as the wrinkly old lady.. man oh man, looking at how her skin is straining to hold them in is kind of making me want to throw up.

Thanks, Tim!