You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
You are not the only cougar that finds Taylor Lautner yummy. Want to know something disturbing? That's the same kid that played Shark Boy in that Superhero kid movie a few years ago. Good news is he's helped me bond with my 12-year-old niece, as we both find him smokin hot.I'm sooo not showing her that picture though.
Need to see the tat to determine if he's a boy-toy or a douche.
He looks more than just mildly retarded. Plus, he's probably gay. And stinks. And kicks puppies. Yeah, I'm jealous. He still looks a little bit like he's retarded, though.
You might be a pedophile, but Rick eats out of the trash.
Um...Sarah...check out his website. http://taylorlautner.com/Yes, he is a boy.You are officially creepy. Welcome to the club.
Cougar X. Dylan strikes again!Don't take him to the stripper soup pool or someone else may pop his ball.
Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Wait, how is Sarah creepy? 16 is legal in like half the states and that's older than in a lot of civilized countries, like Spain.Also, cougar doesn't apply in this case for a few reasons, including the age difference only being ten years.
Okay, I'm secure enough... He's a little dreamy. But, does look like he got hit one too many times with the Book of Mormon.Then again, Sarah X don't want him for stunning conversation.
What do you mean, Aaron?Oh -- you mean, she just wants him to install her air conditioner? :D
Woof woof, woof woof. So Sarah is a cougar, and I'm a chicken hawk. But he's still smokin' hot.
Rule #3Any man better looking than you, is gay.
I too have joined the pedi club. I met Taylor in the Couv BC & he is just has hot in person & adorable sweet. His arm was totally around me.... I had to remind myself than he could've be my kid if I had been a 11 yr old knocked up Hussy. It is a lil pervie but damnit who cares, he is great eye candy.
Let's look at this...."appreciation" in relative terms: Ages at that pitter-pat moment--Mary Kay LeTourneau 35/Villi Filialu 13. Sarah X. Dylan 28 Tyler Lautner 17.In this context, it's almost like Sarah and her teenie are the same age.OH btw, LEGALLY DISTINCT should be the future name of the LIfetime Channel movie of Sarah and Tyler's love story.
I look like the retarded twin brother of that guy...weird.
um.....Mayorbait?Sorry I had to.
Now, now, Jareth. Wished I'd said that.
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