Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Um, yeah...

So, here's the, um, boy person that's 17 that someone legally distinct from me (it's totally me) thinks is hot. Thoughts? I feel dirty.

17 comments:

Sara said...

You are not the only cougar that finds Taylor Lautner yummy. Want to know something disturbing? That's the same kid that played Shark Boy in that Superhero kid movie a few years ago.

Good news is he's helped me bond with my 12-year-old niece, as we both find him smokin hot.

I'm sooo not showing her that picture though.

Shovelhead said...

Need to see the tat to determine if he's a boy-toy or a douche.

Seumas said...

He looks more than just mildly retarded. Plus, he's probably gay. And stinks. And kicks puppies. Yeah, I'm jealous. He still looks a little bit like he's retarded, though.

Steve Barker said...

You might be a pedophile, but Rick eats out of the trash.

Andy said...

Um...Sarah...check out his website. http://taylorlautner.com/

Yes, he is a boy.

You are officially creepy. Welcome to the club.

N said...

Cougar X. Dylan strikes again!

Don't take him to the stripper soup pool or someone else may pop his ball.

Richard said...

Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Seumas said...

Wait, how is Sarah creepy? 16 is legal in like half the states and that's older than in a lot of civilized countries, like Spain.

Also, cougar doesn't apply in this case for a few reasons, including the age difference only being ten years.

Aaron said...

Okay, I'm secure enough... He's a little dreamy. But, does look like he got hit one too many times with the Book of Mormon.

Then again, Sarah X don't want him for stunning conversation.

Seumas said...

What do you mean, Aaron?

Oh -- you mean, she just wants him to install her air conditioner? :D

gay bob said...

Woof woof, woof woof. So Sarah is a cougar, and I'm a chicken hawk. But he's still smokin' hot.

Richard said...

Rule #3

Any man better looking than you, is gay.

fergiegirl said...

I too have joined the pedi club. I met Taylor in the Couv BC & he is just has hot in person & adorable sweet. His arm was totally around me.... I had to remind myself than he could've be my kid if I had been a 11 yr old knocked up Hussy. It is a lil pervie but damnit who cares, he is great eye candy.

wang williams said...

Let's look at this...."appreciation" in relative terms: Ages at that pitter-pat moment--Mary Kay LeTourneau 35/Villi Filialu 13. Sarah X. Dylan 28 Tyler Lautner 17.

In this context, it's almost like Sarah and her teenie are the same age.

OH btw, LEGALLY DISTINCT should be the future name of the LIfetime Channel movie of Sarah and Tyler's love story.

jareth said...

I look like the retarded twin brother of that guy...weird.

jareth said...

um.....Mayorbait?


Sorry I had to.

gay bob said...

Now, now, Jareth. Wished I'd said that.