Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The clown lady.

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you... Patricia Engalls! Holy god.

Ingalls, a clown for 17 years, was in full clown costume and on her way to work a gig at the Ogden 20K Race. Anxious to get to work blowing up balloons and whatever other things creepy clowns do, she got in an accident with another vehicle and decided to haul ass. Imagine the horror as police arrived and arrested her in front of the kiddies. They kids clung to her and begged them not to take the clown away. Actually the true horror is her clown makeup. Down at the station, the drunken clown blew a .252, more than three times the legal limit.

Ingalls spoke out after her arrest to say she was sorry the kids witnessed her being taken into custody. “I’m not allowed to drink in costume and I should have never went because I was too upset,” said Ingalls. However, she denies she was drunk at the time of the accident.

6 comments:

Shovelhead said...

This is why creepy, drunk clowns should be banned under the penalty of death.

Nicolas R. said...

I don't understand why anyone would hire a clown for their kid's party unless they're TRYING to creep the kid out. And even by clown standards this woman is creepy.

jareth said...

Why be so serious?

wang williams said...
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wang williams said...

25% booze + 75% middle-aged clown=100% sexy!

Nancy Coffelt said...

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Sara Gilbert?

I wondered what happened to her...