Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My blog.

Hey folks!

So, due to the fact that celebrities have been fucking BORING lately I've decided to take my blog in a new direction - that's right - a NEW direction. For awhile now I've been carrying around a notebook that I write down out-of-context quotes that I have actually heard, so I think for the foreseeable future I'm just going to start a collection of those, along with anything celebrity-newsy or otherwise that seems fitting.

Thanks!

So far from the book to start:

"meth goggles and whore-wrangling"

"hippie frisbee keep-away"

"it's a wicked stripe"

"mmm... tastes like uterus"

"i'm going to flyer butt-plier that thing"

"we don't have bungee-cord eyes?"

"i've got dirty on my pants"

"i've gotta take a shit" - for real, some trashy 16-year-old chick at the pool, she YELLED it. fucking gross.

"you're on birth control, right?" - teenage boy to slutty-looking teenage girl at the pool.

"bellybutton... asshole... it doesn't matter"

"my right boob is named Janet"

"did your package rub out the shiny?"

"the Blazers are like drunk girls at the end of last call" - Belmont Inn, girl to friends


...more to come!

1 comment:

jareth said...

What pool are you staying at....scary?

Sounds like those pool kids should end up like the yates children.

I HATE Walmart..... and this confirmed the fact.

The worst quote I heard was last week whenI was in line and a 40 year old redneck trucker, who said looking at a miley cyrus on a tabloid with a fullon Gresham-style-country-accent.

"I'd fuck the tampon out of her."

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