Friday, October 24, 2008

Katie Holmes likes to eat rocks


I mean, really though, what the hell is going on with her mouth? Her teeth didn't used to look like that, now they're all snarly and jagged. Ick. I really need to start wearing my retainer. Here's what her teeth used to look like:

6 comments:

Nicolas R. said...

It's probably a Scientology thing: Dentists and toothpaste companies are all a bunch of evil frauds controlled by the The Man. You don't need all that poisonous government fluoride. Everything is psychosomatic; if your teeth are unhealthy it's because you need more auditing; you need to uncover repressed memories of being probed by Xenu's minions and revisit them over and over (at a cost of $3000 per hour).

Joe said...

Faces of meth! She'll be an eighty-pound dirty thing digging through your trash in no time. There is a god!

Cheryl said...

My god she used to be soo pretty, what the hell happened!

Shovelhead said...

L. Ron Hubbard decrees from the grave; "Thou Shalt Not Brush And Floss".

Hope Tom is getting his oral elsewhere - those snaggly teeth could do some serious damage!

The captcha was "moofar" *snork

Wood said...

What the fuck? Does Scientology make you ditch dental hygiene? It truly does look like she's been gnawing rocks.

jareth said...

We miss tim.