Friday, September 05, 2008

GROSS.

Remember Hobie from Baywatch? (He played David Hasselhoff's son)
...Yeah, this is what he looks like now:
Holy shit! On top of his amazing good looks and bloody eyeball, he's also shopping around a sex-tape. Ew.

9 comments:

Shovelhead said...

Isn't he the metrosexual guy from the Vault commercial that steals the wimp's girlfriend with a pearl?

Looks like he has a Fabio poster on the bedroom wall.

stevobar said...

This guy has Gay Bob in his sites...

squeak said...

You know you love it Sarah... stop denying your true feelings.

gay bob said...

Thanks for the thought, stevobar, but I should be so lucky, without it costing me a fucking fortune.

gay bob said...

On second thought, the bloody eyeball is really "not" attractive. But then again I probably wouldn't be looking at his face all that much anyway.

ageingstudent said...

I dunno GB, I'm as straight as they come, but if that was Rita Haworth with all her classic beauty I still think the bloody eyeball would be a deal breaker.

I'm curious though, what makes him good looking? His hair kind of creeps me out; I don't swing that way but what makes a man "attractive" always fascinates me because of my white squareness.

What about his cheeks? To me they're kind of sallow and sunken.

Sorry, but the attractiveness of other men is not really up for open discussion on a jobsite full of rednecked construction workers.

Curiosity is my nature, it bugs me that I can't have an open conversation about whether or not another guy is "good looking" without getting the stink eye.

Women don't seem to be afflicted with that social problem.

ageingstudent said...

(please excuse the comma spliced sentance--God, I'm such a tool)

Biskit83 said...

i believe this picture is from the upcoming Sarah Conner/Baywatch/Knight Rider crossover episode. Hobie was sent back to destroy Mitch who turns out to be Michael Knight's evil twin. Mitch, however turned good and decided to protect humanity (on the beach, at least) and Kitt, sensing Hobie's intention, attacks. Hobie is rebuilt (Darth Vader style) as an adult half Terminator. (Hence the one red eye). The project is very hush hush, so you won't find any other info about it on the intertubes. If I disappear suddenly, it will be for having leaked this info.

Cheryl said...

He has had some "work" done for sure. What a freaking skank!