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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Um. What?
This a cake that Fred Meyer is selling. It purports to be a "watermelon" cake with a slice cut out of it... hmmm. That's just wrong. And gross. But mostly red-seedy-vagina wrong.
That is just wrong! Who could possibly make that and try and pass it off as a 'watermellon cake'? It's just so weird you have to love it! Maybe I'll go pick one up after work, which Freddy's was it at?
This cannot be unintentional! You have to find out who designed this cake and put it out there for sale. It HAS to be a twisted freak with a warped sense of humor. WRONG; funny as hell, but WRONG! Hee hee.
As this was loading the first thing I saw was the top of Kermit the Frog's head. And then horror. Bloated faceless Kermit after botched back-alley sex change horror.
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That is just wrong! Who could possibly make that and try and pass it off as a 'watermellon cake'? It's just so weird you have to love it! Maybe I'll go pick one up after work, which Freddy's was it at?
[The cake] is even making that "what just fucked me" look...
...that must have been one damn big eclair...
This cannot be unintentional! You have to find out who designed this cake and put it out there for sale. It HAS to be a twisted freak with a warped sense of humor. WRONG; funny as hell, but WRONG! Hee hee.
I can't begin to say how disturbing that is to me. I'm probably going to have fucking nightmares for a month.
Looking at it closely it looks like it has Vagina dentata.
Do you think this is a new PAC MAN character? The one who made PAC MAN into Miss PAC MAN.
VAGINAMELON!
As this was loading the first thing I saw was the top of Kermit the Frog's head. And then horror. Bloated faceless Kermit after botched back-alley sex change horror.
WUSSY!
Yummy...now I can have my cake and fuck it too!
Also known as the "pimento-stuffed olive" cake.....ugh..
Hedwig II: Kermit and the Angry Inch...
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