Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Um. What?

This a cake that Fred Meyer is selling. It purports to be a "watermelon" cake with a slice cut out of it... hmmm. That's just wrong. And gross. But mostly red-seedy-vagina wrong.

11 comments:

squeak said...

That is just wrong! Who could possibly make that and try and pass it off as a 'watermellon cake'? It's just so weird you have to love it! Maybe I'll go pick one up after work, which Freddy's was it at?

Richard said...

[The cake] is even making that "what just fucked me" look...

...that must have been one damn big eclair...

Shovelhead said...

This cannot be unintentional! You have to find out who designed this cake and put it out there for sale. It HAS to be a twisted freak with a warped sense of humor. WRONG; funny as hell, but WRONG! Hee hee.

gay bob said...

I can't begin to say how disturbing that is to me. I'm probably going to have fucking nightmares for a month.

jareth said...

Looking at it closely it looks like it has Vagina dentata.
Do you think this is a new PAC MAN character? The one who made PAC MAN into Miss PAC MAN.

Seumas said...

VAGINAMELON!

Nicolas R. said...

As this was loading the first thing I saw was the top of Kermit the Frog's head. And then horror. Bloated faceless Kermit after botched back-alley sex change horror.

wang williams said...

WUSSY!

stevobar said...

Yummy...now I can have my cake and fuck it too!

Lewis said...

Also known as the "pimento-stuffed olive" cake.....ugh..

Courtney said...

Hedwig II: Kermit and the Angry Inch...