Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Caption this!

Mr. Timmy Ryan's CBS press photo

102 comments:

Dallas said...

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

PDX_Jeff said...

I will eat your soul!

Aaron said...
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aaron said...

"PLEASE MAY I TOUCH YOUR SCAR?"

Aaron said...

"Mother likes it when I use my tongue, you will too".

Slush said...

I will eat your first born!

Seumas said...

I will let you go, Ricky Bobby. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes."

wang williams said...

"Mitchell Bickford, age 23."

or

Southeast Powell Street Area Driveway Pooper Arrested."

jasmc said...

I'll take some of them tators, with mustard. ummhe

Sunset said...

"I like them french-fried potaters"

darin said...

"can i have your socks?"

darin said...
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derick said...

if you knew how high my voice was you would be way more crept out

Eric said...

"You talkin' to me?"

seanpromo said...

ovo-lacto-psycho

Mr_Luckey said...

"White, wheat, sourdough, english-muffin, bagel"

Seumas said...

I perform a magic show at retirement homes.

Mr_Luckey said...

I'll be in your closet later.....

Seumas said...

Hi, I'm a charter member of The Pimp Squad. How do you feel about herpes?

Seumas said...

Hi, I'm Sylar from Heroes.

aaron said...

"WHOSE PANTIES DO I HAVE TO SNIFF TO GET SOME PASTE AROUND HERE?"

dlock said...

"I can haz cheerleader?"

Mr_Luckey said...

I've been trying to grow this mustache for years, and all I got was the lousy sideburns.

Mr_Luckey said...

This is what a feminist looks like

gay bob said...

Hi little boy, do you want a piece of "candy?"

Jim said...

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!

calebism said...

"listen to them, the children of the night..." or "Richard Belzer, the early years."

Michael said...

Pon'Farr consumes me.

Lakeman said...

Stalker? I barely knew her!

Shovelhead said...

I be comin' fer yer daughter. When she bent over I saw she got niiiiice nipples. (*snerk). I be lovin' me some Slingblade.

Seumas said...

I have six or seven girls approach me every day, but I have really high standards and most don't interest me. But I saw you and you were very elegant. But I don't play games. Maybe you're not playing games. Maybe you were abused as a little girl. Or maybe you are in chemotherapy or you have anxiety problems. I don't know if you're on medication or something. I'm the only guy in this town who doesn't have any problems. Call me by Thursday at 3:00PM or you can lose my number!

jareth said...

I really have a face for radio!

jareth said...

Chris hanson from DATELINE called and he said I had the best spelled emails.

jareth said...

I want to put this in your dirty fart-box.

jareth said...

I was the romulan Denise Crosby's walking abortion in the fifth season of TNG. Dammit I'm pretty.

dlock said...

"Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man; and his number is 666."

jareth said...

Some people have bedroom eyes, I have rape-well eyes.

dlock said...

"Look at me, Damien! It's all for you."

jareth said...

Glamour shots......gone bad...really bad.

wang williams said...

TImmy Ryan
Certified Analrapist

jareth said...

I want to sweeten up your mic.......hard.

jareth said...

Guess what color underwear, I'm wearing? Black...black....or black with a lil bit of blood?

jareth said...

"I'm Timmy from the Pimp Squad.....

.....Pardon me miss....

...but you have an unbelievable shitcutter."

jareth said...

I make ROSS dress for less...
....look good!

jareth said...

What can I say, I'm an atrist

I stood in front of my Pollack masterwork, My paints
recipe was....
- 4 pints of 3 week old churned dairy,
-2 girls
-1 cup

It really represents me ....

jareth said...

You can see why I got rejected out of the emerson show photo.

jareth said...

With super hero skills
- attuned ears like a bat,
-a well tuned nose like a south african ardvark,
-hair like a valdez spill
-and eyes from a happily-erected corpse.

I was built to answer KUFO phones like no other.

jareth said...

I comb my hair forward.

Some days.....:(

I wish I could just front comb over my whole face.

jareth said...

With this photo....It's just imp squad.

jareth said...

Are you a size 14?

chakan said...

Keep digging. You'll never find the bodies.

corn nut said...

"I drink your soul's milkshake!"

Michael said...

"Will you help me get this sofa in my van"

troy said...

I have some candy little girl!!!

troy said...

Can you help me find my lost dog little girl?

Seumas said...

Even without symptoms, you may still be able to spread herpes.

(Did I go too far with this one?).

Steve said...

The Hobbitsess stole my ring, my preciousssss.

dlock said...

Who knew that being all creepy & scary would make me so popular?

jareth said...

"I AM the living embodiment of herpes."

jareth said...

It's like Timmy Ryan is reenacting the poster of Drew Barrymore's 1984's FIRESTARTER.

In the original she was laying waste with hellish fire, for Timmy....it's volcanic-"O"ring-shattering-rectalige.

jareth said...

The glamour shots style chin lying on the fist was taken.

So he had to go with the DOUCHE pose.

Ritchie said...

Vivaaaaaaa Salivaaaaaaa

shay0507 said...

How drunk was I?

BrettR said...

"I like turtles"

Fish Tacos said...

"You sure got a purty mouth."

Brian said...

"I wanna eat yo babies"


:shiver:

jareth said...

"Hey babe....
I'm timmy from the pimp squad...
..If you love my haircut style ..
.....then you'll love my foreskin.

Rob W. said...

"FBI includes local man on Most Wanted list"

darthvenom17 said...
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darthvenom17 said...

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."

Larry said...

AM970... The Stalker

jareth said...

The real reason why the newsbot was invented.

jareth said...

"I have a quasi girlfriend."

What does that mean?

Is she small, like a midget in a trauma ward?

jareth said...

"Hey babe,

I'm a vegan...
....my farts smell like cabbage and Tofrutti."

jareth said...

TIMMY RYAN'S details

STATUS: quasi girlfriend

HERE FOR: Networking, friends, rape.

HOMETOWN: Portland, OR

ZODIAC SIGN: zodiac killer

SMOKE/
DRINK: Yes/yes

jareth said...
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jareth said...

PIMP SQUAD CODE

Pinkys up....flesh lightsabers out.

jareth said...

Like all pictures, I took this picture all by myself.

jareth said...

....I like quiet walks on the beach.
....Explosive vegan dumps.
....naked romps with a Basset Hound.

jareth said...

"Want to have some narcoleptic sixty-nine?"

dlock said...

"Tonight, on Law & Order SVU... a sleeping nurse gets more than she bargained for."

TK said...

"It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again"

Nicolas R. said...

"Your honor, I didn't know she was dead at the time. I thought she was just unconscious."

Jackie said...

My name is Dmitri, I am quite a catch. Look how jealous your friends are. There is nothing wrong with me.

Jackie said...

or...

Dark Shadows
Starring
Timmy Ryan as Barnabus Collins

Sam said...

The preserves in the freezer aren't jam!!!

jareth said...

Welcome to costco...I love you.

woof said...

She puts the lotion in the basket.

jareth said...

I'm not a true veagan

Tommy said...

I eat animals. (In cookies.)

jareth said...

"My radio career is like the Challenger"

jareth said...

"I'm sorry I couldn't perform.....I stayed up late last night."

jareth said...

....Bottle of wine....we'll write some songs....I'll start the backrub....we play with each others guitars. I'll be the bottom, I mean bass.... Oh yeah.

jareth said...

I look like freddie Mercury.

Damage said...

It puts the lotion on its skin...

wang williams said...

Portland's version of Joseph Fritzl.

"sex dungeon"

Josh Kristof said...
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PDXJoe said...

Welcome to the Boy Scouts. I'm your Den Leaer, Mr. Slippyfist.

jareth said...

Grade A turd burglar

jareth said...

"What can I say...I'm old fashioned....I like uncut cocks"


and...100

Rob said...

Here's what Medical Hair Restoration can do for YOU!

Lewis said...

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...