You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
I will eat your soul!
"PLEASE MAY I TOUCH YOUR SCAR?"
"Mother likes it when I use my tongue, you will too".
I will eat your first born!
I will let you go, Ricky Bobby. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes."
"Mitchell Bickford, age 23."orSoutheast Powell Street Area Driveway Pooper Arrested."
I'll take some of them tators, with mustard. ummhe
"I like them french-fried potaters"
"can i have your socks?"
if you knew how high my voice was you would be way more crept out
"You talkin' to me?"
"White, wheat, sourdough, english-muffin, bagel"
I perform a magic show at retirement homes.
I'll be in your closet later.....
Hi, I'm a charter member of The Pimp Squad. How do you feel about herpes?
Hi, I'm Sylar from Heroes.
"WHOSE PANTIES DO I HAVE TO SNIFF TO GET SOME PASTE AROUND HERE?"
"I can haz cheerleader?"
I've been trying to grow this mustache for years, and all I got was the lousy sideburns.
This is what a feminist looks like
Hi little boy, do you want a piece of "candy?"
I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!
"listen to them, the children of the night..." or "Richard Belzer, the early years."
Pon'Farr consumes me.
Stalker? I barely knew her!
I be comin' fer yer daughter. When she bent over I saw she got niiiiice nipples. (*snerk). I be lovin' me some Slingblade.
I have six or seven girls approach me every day, but I have really high standards and most don't interest me. But I saw you and you were very elegant. But I don't play games. Maybe you're not playing games. Maybe you were abused as a little girl. Or maybe you are in chemotherapy or you have anxiety problems. I don't know if you're on medication or something. I'm the only guy in this town who doesn't have any problems. Call me by Thursday at 3:00PM or you can lose my number!
I really have a face for radio!
Chris hanson from DATELINE called and he said I had the best spelled emails.
I want to put this in your dirty fart-box.
I was the romulan Denise Crosby's walking abortion in the fifth season of TNG. Dammit I'm pretty.
"Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man; and his number is 666."
Some people have bedroom eyes, I have rape-well eyes.
"Look at me, Damien! It's all for you."
Glamour shots......gone bad...really bad.
TImmy RyanCertified Analrapist
I want to sweeten up your mic.......hard.
Guess what color underwear, I'm wearing? Black...black....or black with a lil bit of blood?
"I'm Timmy from the Pimp Squad..........Pardon me miss.......but you have an unbelievable shitcutter."
I make ROSS dress for less.......look good!
What can I say, I'm an atristI stood in front of my Pollack masterwork, My paintsrecipe was....- 4 pints of 3 week old churned dairy,-2 girls-1 cupIt really represents me ....
You can see why I got rejected out of the emerson show photo.
With super hero skills- attuned ears like a bat,-a well tuned nose like a south african ardvark,-hair like a valdez spill-and eyes from a happily-erected corpse.I was built to answer KUFO phones like no other.
I comb my hair forward.Some days.....:(I wish I could just front comb over my whole face.
With this photo....It's just imp squad.
Are you a size 14?
Keep digging. You'll never find the bodies.
"I drink your soul's milkshake!"
"Will you help me get this sofa in my van"
I have some candy little girl!!!
Can you help me find my lost dog little girl?
Even without symptoms, you may still be able to spread herpes.(Did I go too far with this one?).
The Hobbitsess stole my ring, my preciousssss.
Who knew that being all creepy & scary would make me so popular?
"I AM the living embodiment of herpes."
It's like Timmy Ryan is reenacting the poster of Drew Barrymore's 1984's FIRESTARTER. In the original she was laying waste with hellish fire, for Timmy....it's volcanic-"O"ring-shattering-rectalige.
The glamour shots style chin lying on the fist was taken.So he had to go with the DOUCHE pose.
How drunk was I?
"I like turtles"
"You sure got a purty mouth."
"I wanna eat yo babies":shiver:
"Hey babe....I'm timmy from the pimp squad.....If you love my haircut style .......then you'll love my foreskin.
"FBI includes local man on Most Wanted list"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
AM970... The Stalker
The real reason why the newsbot was invented.
"I have a quasi girlfriend."What does that mean?Is she small, like a midget in a trauma ward?
"Hey babe,I'm a vegan.......my farts smell like cabbage and Tofrutti."
TIMMY RYAN'S detailsSTATUS: quasi girlfriendHERE FOR: Networking, friends, rape.HOMETOWN: Portland, ORZODIAC SIGN: zodiac killerSMOKE/DRINK: Yes/yes
PIMP SQUAD CODEPinkys up....flesh lightsabers out.
Like all pictures, I took this picture all by myself.
....I like quiet walks on the beach.....Explosive vegan dumps.....naked romps with a Basset Hound.
"Want to have some narcoleptic sixty-nine?"
"Tonight, on Law & Order SVU... a sleeping nurse gets more than she bargained for."
"It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again"
"Your honor, I didn't know she was dead at the time. I thought she was just unconscious."
My name is Dmitri, I am quite a catch. Look how jealous your friends are. There is nothing wrong with me.
or...Dark ShadowsStarringTimmy Ryan as Barnabus Collins
The preserves in the freezer aren't jam!!!
Welcome to costco...I love you.
She puts the lotion in the basket.
I'm not a true veagan
I eat animals. (In cookies.)
"My radio career is like the Challenger"
"I'm sorry I couldn't perform.....I stayed up late last night."
....Bottle of wine....we'll write some songs....I'll start the backrub....we play with each others guitars. I'll be the bottom, I mean bass.... Oh yeah.
I look like freddie Mercury.
It puts the lotion on its skin...
Portland's version of Joseph Fritzl."sex dungeon"
Welcome to the Boy Scouts. I'm your Den Leaer, Mr. Slippyfist.
Grade A turd burglar
"What can I say...I'm old fashioned....I like uncut cocks"and...100
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I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...
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