Friday, June 20, 2008

Can Britney Spears go out in public and NOT spill something on herself?

Sheesh. I mean, I know I'm nitpicking at this point (seeing as how we've all seen her vagina and bald patches), but this lady cannot wear an outfit out in public without having some unsightly stain on the front of herself. I'm just saying - it's not that difficult to drink a glass of water. Invest in a straw, buttercup.

6 comments:

gay bob said...

Sarah, it nevet ceases to amaze me how charitable you are. Water? I think not.

John Brown said...

And look at those shifty eyes. She knows you're looking at it.

Shovelhead said...

It aint' water! Why, you ask?

She never touches the stuff.

She's horny and after ANYTHING.

Dad won't buy her water.

The stain is b/job-spill high.

She looks like Monica did after a visit will Bill.

She might just be leaking Red Bull.

Betty said...

It's probably a Big Gulp accident. Gotta have somthin' to wash down them jo-jo's.

Richard said...

I'll say what everyone else is thinking:

That's jizz.

stevobar said...

yeah - Ron Jeremy was givin' her a pearl necklace and missed...