Friday, May 02, 2008

Transcript of Ritchie's, um, "conversation" with his she-male compadre.




13 comments:

Ritchie said...

Hey point out that I didnt know it was a doood....man....lol

dsg said...

magicham1987MAY GOD HELP US ALL. HE CAN EVEN DO IT WITH HIS LEFT HAND LOL

Brian said...

OH....MY....GOD

need to burn out eye balls

why oh why did i read that

Shovelhead said...

When Congress outlaws the Internet, this cyber sex chat will be the pointed out as the reason.

I'm off to take a shower in boiling ammonia now.

scamorama said...

Who neeeds Britney Spears when Ritchie (The Human Train Wreck) can push the envelope like this?

I think he DID suspect it was a guy!

Seumas said...

I get the feeling that if Ritchie had been online when he was a teenage boy, he'd have wound up molested by some middle aged guy, pretending to be a hot chick and luring him to his bachelor pad / austrian dungeon.

wang williams said...

C'mon people!
I've seen the Rick Emerson audience. I KNOW the Rick Emerson audience. Let's dispense with the "ewws" and "yucky's," please.

You, nay, we, are ALL sick bastards, probably caught up in situations much worse than this at some point in our lives. And besides, that transcript could be MUCH worse. Let's praise Jebus for that.

That being said, HA! Ritchie cyber-borked a dude! What a real M(to)F'er!!

Kristen said...

I should have never read this. There's some things I just don't want to know about my coworkers. :(

Ritchie...dude. Sigh. I have nothing to say to that.

Nicolas R. said...

"my hands are special...go throughghghgh computer..." lololololol

Shovelhead said...

You're right Wang, we're all sicko bastards, but Ritchie's cyber porking of a shemale dudette makes Scotty J look like a fundamentalist LDS. What will the NEXT intern do????

wang williams said...

True, he does put Scottie J to shame, and fundamentalist LDS'ers are the ones who live in incestuous gene pools with 30 underage wives!

gay bob said...

Het ritchie, that's not so bad. I once got a blow job from a (yuck) woman.

Sara said...

This was the first convo? Ritchie! You never cybersex on the first date!

I'm wondering what those last pages have...