You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
Now if only Doogie wasn't Gay, one could hope that they would hook up.
You know Neil is the safer lay...Just saying. You know he keeps it clean, not so much Brit.
Good thing Doogie is a doctor. He can self-treat all the STD's if he hits it.
They must be related. They have the same eyes, eyebrows, smiles and chins.Also, I hate the new media-bandwagon where they're all praising Britney for "getting it together" (even though there's no proof that she has).There's no fun in Britney not being a screwed-up idiot. She may as well not exist, as far as I'm concerned.
Neil Patrick is not a gay guy.Sure, he is sucking and fucking a dude at the moment but did anybody hear the hour he did 10 days ago with Howard Stern?In the interview he told the story that he grew up a normal young man with lots of girlfriends, and tons of sex with a bevy of totally hot chicks as he entered his 20's. As an example, he admitted to banging Christine What'shername?, Ben Stiller's now wife, the girl who played Marsha Brady in the movies...Anyway, this was but one of his many conquests. Howard asked the classic question you ask a fag: "did it gross you out, all that sex with women...?". Neil replied, "hell no, I loved it, all those girls were beautiful".And later in that same year, the year he banged Marsha, he was cast in the hit show Rent, on Broadway. He then claims that although he had lived a totally normal straight guy life he was suddenly surrounded by all these homos on the stage and one of them talked him into doing some nasty shit while drunk. And upon trying it he liked it and decided he was a gay guy.I smell a rat. At maximum he is pan-sexual but like I said, he ain't no gay guy with all that fine fresh pussy under his belt.When Howard then figured to ask who Neil thought was the sexiest girlin Hollywood, and Neil said _____________ (I can't recall who he said), and then asked Neil if he would fuck her if given the chance, Neils response was "no, because he is currently in a committed relationship.I am married but you know what, I am not going to not fuck Brad Pitt because I am otherwise obligated. I am not going fuck Brad Pitt because I think gay sex (between men) is fucking gross. Neil does not seem to draw the same kind of line.bleep,derick
she is looking better...but to balance the universe...we give you the twins:http://l.yimg.com/img.omg.yahoo.com/omg/us/img/9c/90/5049_10782265402.jpg?y=626&x=495&q=75&n=1&sig=Z0.vNShjaUYH7p7zDBdTtQ--
NPH is neither gay nor straight. There's only one word for what he is: awesome. And hot. And smart... okay, that's three.I'm surprised at the photo. She IS looking very good... too bad all that crazy is boiling under the surface.
derrick, you can trust me on this one, just because you can put your dick in a cunt (which I think is gross, drugs and liquor helped me) doesn't make you straight. Especially when you're younger, you can fuck livestock, produce, and the family dinner.
I'm pretty sure he's posing with a wax model of Britney.
Gay Bob,I think you missed the premise of my missive. And in your response you made my point perfectly. You hated the gash and needed booze and drugs to get through it. Therefore, you sound like a genuine gay guy.Neil on the other hand spoke joyfully about his love of his experiences with women. He WAS NOT grossed out like the garden varietygay guy.You get it?So maybe he is bisexual, currently living as a queer. If in 10 years we find that he is married to a beautiful woman and has his own kids, I for one will not be shocked. Shocked that he finds a girl with the emotional capacity to block out his grotesque past but not shocked that he "changed" teams.If you marry a girl and make children we will all be shocked.d
Jesus, you guys are all buncha mo's.
That's a recent photo of Britney?If I didn't know her past, I'd think she was doable.Wait a minute: maybe that's a "Stepford Britney"!
derrick, what I was trying to say so clumsily, was that I smelled a rat too. Only my rat smelled really gay, and the straight thing was the ruse.
He is an actor after all. They never turn it off.
Jesus Gay Bob...you mean you don't need to have a few pops before you ram mr. sticky into some other guy's cornhole? Live and let live, my friend...and by the way, there is not enough liquor on earth to make me a top OR a bottom... I love that stinky stank WAY too much!
stevobar, I don't much give a rat's ass where any guy wants to put their dick, under any circumstances. All I know is, I've had a lot of "straight" dicks inside one of my available holes.
Holy shit, she does look better!
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