Monday, February 04, 2008
Why does this woman still have a career? And why did Randy Jackson grow sideburns and play guitar along to her shit song?
This is the WORST thing I have ever seen... and by worst I mean best. And by best I mean do you see the dancing girls with the shoulder pads?? Ugh. Why does she have a job? And what on God's green earth warranted her a slot before the Superbowl? And why am I writing about her? Sister, sometimes you've just gotta put the spandex outfits back in your closet and just resort to being a middle-aged alcoholic who cries while watching 14-year-old boys sing Justin Timberlake songs and, for the love of god, NEVER PERFORM AGAIN. Unless it's with a cartoon cat. I dislike you.
Enjoy her midlife crisis!