Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Whatever happened to Britney Murphy?

Dude. She looks like a duck that was punched in the face.
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14 comments:

TEG said...

She looks like a duck. She has always looked like a duck. She has always been U-G-L-Y.

stevobar said...

Man, that is depressing..she used to be so cute AND hot...what are these people thinking when they do this to themselves?? Christ, she's not even that old...but she looks old now

scamorama said...

Yeah, she used to be a cute little shit.

My first thought at the photo was "bestiality anyone?".

Joe said...

Perhaps she could work for U of O in some capacity??

Just a thought.

Randy in Vegas said...

I dunno....them big lips, I'd probably hit that. But you can see the crazy in those eyes.

Seumas said...

I don't know who the hell she is, but god damn that's gross.

gay bob said...

If not U of O, maybe a job in Enumclaw.

Mykie said...

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES!

Shovelhead said...

Obviously a huge fan of Angela Jolie.

Man, oh man! That is some MAJOR LEAGUE lip puffing (gone horribly wrong). Ewww!

peekers said...

All she needs is a number around her neck and it would be a great mug shot.
And who busted her in the lip…the fat lips….they aren’t pouty looking they are gross

jareth said...

Maybe it's because she kissed Eminem in 8 mile. Cause now everything Eminem touches ...turns to fat.

born to wander said...

it looks almost like she got punched in the jaw, or beek even, and just put on a bunch of makeup to cover it up! I really hope she just took a bad picture here, cause if not, the supposed "professional surgeon" that caused this should be exposed as a quack! (harhar) kiss one career goodbye. What's really sad about this? she WAS the poster child of COMPLETE conversion, from ugly duckling, to beautiful swan. guess maybe the duck called her back (okay, i'm done)

Kurt in the 503 said...

I have to agree with Randy. I'd hit that in a second. I can think of at least one good use for those lips. Probably like getting blown by a sturgeon, with boobs.

Casey said...

What are two things you can't give Britney Murphy?

1) a fat lip
2) a job (haven't seen her in much lately)

* I like the "curvacious" Britney Murphy. The one from "Clueless." I bet she took the fat from that butt of hers and put it in the lips. Regardless of how she looks, though, she makes more than me...