Monday, February 11, 2008

Um.... what?

This is Paris Hilton's publicist... you might remember him as her mouthpiece when she was doing her jail time. Here he is. In orange-face. Going to her birthday party.

Now, I know that this is probably part of a costume that he just hasn't finished putting on yet, but I choose to ignore that fact and just assume that he is an orange-faced freak that is part of some freak cult. Or he put on too much self-tanner. Eh.
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10 comments:

jareth said...

he's like fuckin old style oompa loompa orange.

Seumas said...

I wouldn't be so sure that it's a costume. Spray-on-tan-guidos are pretty popular on the east coast. Especially in New Jersey. There are entire websites dedicated to ridiculing them and their (often unbelievably hot) stupid guidettes.

gay bob said...

That icky little troll, puts the gay back in fag. Sometimes I wish my own kind weren't my own kind.

Mykie said...

HOW can people think this looks GOOD? Do they look in a mirror before they go out? This isn't a costume, not when it's this guy. If it were say Halle Berry, I'd say yeah, it's a costume. But this guy is more of an attention whore than the stars he reps!

jareth said...

pink tie, orange face, silver suit. He's two drinks and a nephew tugaway from being a Barnum bailey clown.

stevobar said...

That guy's been eatin (or suckin) way too many carrots!

Shovelhead said...

I can place that!

It's Rustolium No. 5 "Flagger Orange".

gay bob said...

I agree stevobar, but which orifice(s).

peekers said...

He could've been the stunt double in 'Big Fat Liar' if he were blue

Matt said...

No, no, no, he's going as one of those greasy '60s Star Trek villains. - mh
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