Tuesday, February 19, 2008

See, jail DID reform her!


Remember when Paris Hilton got out of jail and said that she was "done with the party life" and that "all that she'd use her power of celebrity for from then on was charity work"? I am so stoked that she is a lady that can keep her word. Here is the ever-giving Ms. Hilton attempting to dance on her birthday. Her wanna-be-Dita-Von-Teese-dance-sequence in the giant champagne glass is genius... I seriously love her lack of a) rhythm, b) class and c) sexiness. She is my favorite waste of space.
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11 comments:

The Monday Report said...

I'm sure she raised a lot of... money.

jareth said...

Maybe it would be better filmed in nightvision?

scamorama said...

That is just so sad.

That girl has no talent, no style, no class, no brains, and, thanks to Grandpa, no money.

"Pathetic" doesn't begin to describe her.

Shovelhead said...

Too late now, but I would have prayed the giant champagne glass would have shattered and shoved razor sharp shards of death glass into the famous orifice of the nightvision sex tape.

I think Larry King should apologize for Conspiracy to Commit Charity Fraud.

Sara said...

Ha! What a horrible sense of rhythm. I feel kinda bad for the Pussycat Dolls there. They may be wonderfully whorish and trashy, but at least they got talent.

wang williams said...

there's a weird moment at the 1:20 mark where she briefly puts her hand in her mouth. is she trying to feign whistling? it looks more like she's getting rid of a skoal bandit.

i've seen better moves at roosters pub on columbia blvd.

Mykie said...

MY EYES! I'M BLIND! You really should put a Disclaimer on some of these videos! "Warning, may cause blindness!"

gay bob said...

mykie, it's what you were doing while watching the video that made you blind, just saying.

stevobar, it looked to me she was packing something other than an extremely large set of female genitalia in there. Don't you agree?

gay bob said...

mykie, it's what you were doing while watching the video that made you blind, just saying.

stevobar, it looked to me she was packing something other than an extremely large set of female genitalia in there. Don't you agree?

Seumas said...

My friend has done some contracted tech work for her family, so has met her face to face a couple times and he swears she is absolutely gorgeous in person.

I just don't buy it, though. No way in hell.

arlen said...

Look like she was part of the show to me