Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Oh sweet lord.

So, don't you remember when Britney was being hauled away to the looney-bin and was yelling at her mom and accusing her of sleeping with her 'husband'? Well, people are now saying that she wasn't referring to Kevin Federline, oh no, but to her secret husband Adnan Gdajfldksgja. Does it ever stop?? I mean, not that I want it to stop - oh no. But it does seem to never stop. Oh, Britney, please don't die- I don't know what we'd do without you.
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23 comments:

Aaron said...

"Hey baby, now that we done got hitched... Les' go catch up a TJ donkey show"!

YeeHaw.

Hick never dies.

jareth said...

Marry a paparazzi......good idea!

Joe said...

I'll catch up with you guys a coupla zany Britney posts from now...

Mykie said...

Um, yeah, cuz it's legal to be married to two peeps in Mexico. What a dum dum she is. Yes, I said it, dum dum!

stevobar said...

Ahh, the much anticipated and inevitable return of the Brit...I precict that a sex tape filmed on the honeymoon will surface when the equally inevitable split-up comes...does anyone else notice a pattern here?

By the way, the thought of actually seeing someone pork Brit makes me want keep kosher for the rest of my life...from now on, I'm frum...

stevobar said...

Wait, I changed my mind...after all, is there ANYTHING that bacon can't do???

Seumas said...

Like I said, it's all a ruse to poison her, convince her to change her will and then make her kill herself (or make it look like she did). If he married her, it just makes it even more likely.

Also, on one hand it'd be fantastic if she offed herself. On the other hand, it would leave a great void. Hopefully she'll stay around another decade, but spend it all in the gutter.

Shovelhead said...

CONTEST!!

When all this finally catches up with Brits, she's like 40, forgotten by all and ends up as a c-grade porn flick filler; what will be her porn screen name?

I'll start this off:

Lika Bigspear
Cra-Z
Etta Nutz
Briteasy

stevobar said...

How about Brit-C-Scar, or Spear Meenow,. or Britsee Gimmeeespear, or Fuckmee Daddy, or Fuckmee Anyone...the possibilities are endless...

Mykie said...

OH! How about Frappe Fuckney or Fuckafrappney!

gay bob said...

Hey guys, I know I am truly not an expert in the straight porn field, but isn't she a little too old to be doing anything other than barnyard or heavy duty S & M porn?

By the way, I still wouldn't mind having his silly little beard scratching my balls.

stevobar said...

Don't be a killjoy, gay bob...we know that Brit's all washed up, even as a potential porn star...but in the field of amateur porn, she may once again reclaim her place as the "princess of (getting) popped"...

gay bob said...

What killjoy, stevobar. You can't tell me you wouldn't take any pleasure, no matter how perverse, in seeing her get literally porked, or even some enumclaw action, not to mention something that is actually unbelievably large, getting stuffed somewhere, or the ever popular whips, chains, and handcuffs. Then all of you alls porn names suggestions would still be very fitting.

I still wouldn't mind his silly beard scratching my ball, not to obsess or anything.

stevobar said...

I like my porn clean, gay bob..no whips, chains or handcuffs..and I take no pleasure in observing unusually large male genitailia.. it only compounds my feelings of inadequacy...but I do like big tits..

Seumas said...

Gay Bob has clearly never heard of the plethora of MILF videos on the market. :D

stevobar said...

Methinks gay bob would prefer DILF videos...

gay bob said...

I'm not into kinky shit either, stevobar, but it's Britney we're talking about here. I was not necessarily refering to male genitalia, when I was talking about something unbelievably large. (I've seen too much in my years on this planet) I'm surprised large tits don't make you feel inadequate. Now then, depending on what the D stands for, it would more likely be DILTHFM, as long as I don't have to look at them.

seumas, I'm sure there are MILF videos out there, but do they also include C section scars, and bloody snatches.

stevobar said...

Actually, I threw in the "big tit" comment for laughs...I'm more of a butt and leg man, truth be told...

I also thought my DILF comment was clever (Dads I'd like to fuck) as opposed to MILF ( Moms I'd like to fuck)

At least I keep myself laughing..

gay bob said...

Actually, in my case a Dad would have sagging flesh, and flabby buttocks. Not a turn on. If however you mean the kind that brings their kids around at Halloween, then I'm in.

stevobar said...

You have a way of sucking all the funny out of my humour, gay bob..;)

gay bob said...

are "funny" and "humor" euphemisms for somthing that would be very agreeable to me, stevobar?

Kurt in the 503 said...

The hell with Britney, let's learn more about Kirstin in rehab. Come on Sarah, do some investigative reporting.

Seumas said...

I dunno, I kind of find the other article about her sister and the boyfriend moving into a double-wide.

Seriously, your big sister makes $200k/wk and you are living in a double-wide? That can't be true . . .