Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I think I love Christina Aguilera a little more.

I love that bitchy and judgmental look that she is giving Nicole Ritchie. You can see it in her face, she's all like "you skinny little hooker, I could stick your entire body in between my enormous breasts and snap you in two. Get some sleep. Your hands are creepy. And you smell bad". Yeah. Something like that.

9 comments:

jareth said...

She's thinking ....agh my little wonder has more muscle and brain matter than this stain bucket holocaust victim.

gay bob said...

Hollywood is all pretense, ostentation, silicone, and plastic (surgery and every other kind). That's the why must I tolerate someone who is slightly less phony than I, look.

Mykie said...

I like Nicole Richie! At least she doesn't have to go out in full clown makeup just to give birth!

I mean seriously, Christina needs to embrace her ugly skin.

stevobar said...

A couple of real rocket scientists here...one can only imagine what they are discussing ( the hidden microphone revealed it... "did you shave your bush before the delivery?)

Shovelhead said...

I'd surmise they are discussing how that lucky bitch Britany Spears grabs all the tabloid headlines. Then they hash over her being astute enough to stage her trips to the looney bin in a way that minimized Heath Ledger's rude interruption onto the headlines.

Or, bush shaving.

Richard said...

I like Christina's boobs.

jareth said...

So christina, I can imagine what childbirth feels like........ sometimes I throw up my stomach sack and it dangles there like a used placenta.

Joe said...

Judging by the uncomfortable looks on the faces of the other people sitting around the table, I'd have to guess that Nicole is desperately, failingly trying to pull her foot out of her mouth (undoubtedly after having made an offensive 'bush' comment) but only managing to briefly forestall the inevitable forthcoming beatdown by the Hand Of Christina.

Seumas said...

She is unbelievably hot in several of her videos and she has a great voice, but I'm not sure if I and most other people truly find her hot or cute or talented or if it's just that compared to Britney and other idiots, she *seems* elevated, so we give her more respect.

I do know that I saw her a few times as a brunette and thought she looked fantastic.