Thursday, February 07, 2008

Gross.



Ew! Here ya go kids... Sylvester Stallone in all of his post-human-growth hormone glory.
His arms make me want to vomit. Good god.
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22 comments:

jareth said...

I just wish he had as much talent as his brother. The legendary american crooner Frank Stallone.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QvLopD4h16w
song starts 19sec in.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J8Hi6XawR7M&feature=related

Or my personal fav, from the Staying Alive film
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sclor3uLfGg

stevobar said...

At least he won't have a problem finding an available vein when he spikes up with his steroid of choice!

gay bob said...

It would appear that those veins have already been well abused.

Joe said...

I read where he told the Burmese (or whatever they call themselves this month) government to explain what happened to all those monks "to his face."

America. ef-yeah!!

peekers said...

His arms look like a roadmap …but to where…

Shovelhead said...

Pay attention, Kids! This too could be you at 61 if you don't just say no!

Seumas said...

Funky veins are a small price to pay for being that fucking buff in your 60s. Besides, if those veins are all over your penis, it's sure to please. Who needs ribbed condoms when your penis is ribbed?!

Nicolas R. said...

Come on; an arm that can punch a guy's head off is sexay!

stevobar said...
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stevobar said...

Unfortunatley,seumas, one of the more troubling side effects of steroid use are shriveled testicles and a shrinky dink...Sly is now equipped with a man clit and a pair of acorns...

by the way, it was kind of gay of you to bring this up in the first place..;>)

Seumas said...

How do we know that's from steroids? Maybe that's his jerking-off hand. Mine looks exactly like that after the last 30 years.

scamorama said...

I know what you mean, seumas.
In high school I could crush a Volkswagen with one hand and couldn't open a my zipper with the other!

smpleo said...

Boys, boys...most women know that men who are fanatic body builders are trying to compensate for having a small (ahem) appendage. It's kind of like driving a Hummer. When you see one of those on the road, you know there's a man behind the wheel trying to overcompensate for some kind of shortage.

Mykie said...

"to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older," he says. "Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter."

This guy is a moron! And in the same article he said that "HGH is not steroids" Bull crap!

stevobar said...

Seumas - you need to balance your workout to avoid asymetrical development of body parts...start calling your non-dominant hand "strange stuff", and make it your only option on odd numbered days...this should even things out..however, you will probably still go blind...as we all know by now, this is the inevitable result of this immoral and ugly habit of yours...:>(

wang williams said...

if i had veins like that i'd give them all pet names.

"this one's name is Bulgie, that's st. serpentine, beneath him you'll find snakey, plumpy and DJ Engorgasaurus!"

Joe said...

This could be a good time to ask for advice about my hairy palms...

born to wander said...

holy crap! his veins are poppin' out all over ths place! and his face is melting! maybe he could take a role as a stand-in zombie, or weird alien freak, but I'm thinkin' his Rambo days are gone.

gay bob said...

first, stevobar, steroids do not cause shrinky dink, and allowing his testicles are the size of acorns is very generous of you. Steroid use renders testis to be virtually non existant. All that's really left is the scrot sac. Presumably you will all trust my credentials in this area. secondly, Slyvester (misspelling intentional) did a porno film back in the day, called, wait, wait, you guessed it, "The Italian Stallion." He doesn't have the biggest dick ever, but not bad in that department, then there's the dick shot from "Judge Dred," which looks like it might have been "enhanced" based on the porn film in question. third, I would not trade the size of my balls for a buff bod, which are the only things god gave me that are better than average. If I have given way too information, then my job is done.

stevobar said...

I know, gay bob...I just liked writing the phrase "shrinky dink".
It is noteworthy, however, that, paradoxically, women who use anabolic steroids can , and often do, experience enlarged 'lady parts"''I've seen nude pictures of female body builders who have this condition, and as a hetro male ( in spite of seumas'accusations)I can assure you THIS is something you don't want to see, let alone discover under the covers...

Shovelhead said...

This is the toss up between Steveobar and Gay Bob:

Is it true women who take steriods develop a penis from their clits? The always trustworthy internet says this is so.

I can't believe I just wrote that, but clit-penis is almost as much fun as writing "shinky dink".

wang williams said...

Do we go with
Plit
Dit
Clenis
Clock
Click
Clang
Cling-Dong
Clallus
?

or perhaps just angry inch?