You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
Well, that's technically not fair - crossing anyone with Tom Cruise would have that effect......and clearly that's what's going on here...
Oh how can it could it end any better than that???
Oh, I can think of at least one way it could end much better than that. :D
To many teeth! Do you REALLY think she'll have all her teeth by then?
I think the appropriate photo would be a 300lb pink pine box with some timeless bedazzler.
Not bad, but:Given her chain smoking, the teeth need to be yellow-brown, missing, or replaced by Wal-Mart dentures.Given her diet of cheeto's, soda pop, alcohol and burritos - much heavier; like at least 275+.Given her drunk and poor driving habits, the side of her head caved in. Given how she's treated her hair and scalp - bald (for real) or real fugly hair patches.Not vertical, but horizontal (as in dead).
Interesting theory.But of course we'll never know, 'cause she will never see 46. That's a Randy in Vegas Guarantee!
She looks like Nancy Cartwright, the woman who voices Bart Simpson and gave 10 Million dollars to Scientology...That is truly the Tom Cruise effect...
Now that's just sick and wrong. You KNOW her hair should be black! Sheesh!
heading correction: "Britney Spears: Age 36."
I got to thinking about it, and this is wrong. At 46 she'll be dead.
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