Thursday, February 21, 2008

Britney Spears: Age 46

Courtesy of celebslam.com.
Genius! And creepy. But mostly genius.
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11 comments:

Joe said...

Well, that's technically not fair - crossing anyone with Tom Cruise would have that effect...

...and clearly that's what's going on here...

noah said...

Oh how can it could it end any better than that???

Seumas said...

Oh, I can think of at least one way it could end much better than that. :D

scamorama said...

To many teeth!
Do you REALLY think she'll have all her teeth by then?

jareth said...

I think the appropriate photo would be a 300lb pink pine box with some timeless bedazzler.

Shovelhead said...

Not bad, but:

Given her chain smoking, the teeth need to be yellow-brown, missing, or replaced by Wal-Mart dentures.

Given her diet of cheeto's, soda pop, alcohol and burritos - much heavier; like at least 275+.

Given her drunk and poor driving habits, the side of her head caved in.

Given how she's treated her hair and scalp - bald (for real) or real fugly hair patches.

Not vertical, but horizontal (as in dead).

Randy in Vegas said...

Interesting theory.

But of course we'll never know, 'cause she will never see 46. That's a Randy in Vegas Guarantee!

stevobar said...

She looks like Nancy Cartwright, the woman who voices Bart Simpson and gave 10 Million dollars to Scientology...That is truly the Tom Cruise effect...

Mykie said...

Now that's just sick and wrong. You KNOW her hair should be black! Sheesh!

wang williams said...

heading correction: "Britney Spears: Age 36."

Mykie said...

I got to thinking about it, and this is wrong. At 46 she'll be dead.