Thursday, January 17, 2008

Quick quick!!


All of the other parts of this six-part Scientology series have already been taken down from YouTube, so watch this before it's taken down again! (If you're short on time fast-forward to the last couple of minutes... the Tom Cruise intro is RIDICULOUS)

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...also, in case you'd like a brief recap on just what it is that Scientologists believe in, here is South Park to explain it to you. Yes, I know it's South Park, but this is 100% what they believe in. Woo!

4 comments:

Fish Tacos said...

Really!? That introduction to his winning whatever the fuck that medal is called was like a pro wrestler or American Gladiator's intro. The whole thing sounds like it's a parody with that voice over... wow... just wow.

peekers said...

Intro was performed for your listening pleasure by Mike Wellington....a well programmed Stepford Husband

Seumas said...

The last few minutes of that video was the best thing I've ever seen. They roll out all of those stats like he is some sort of dungeons & dragons character. "With a 17+ charisma and an 18/95 STR... it's half-elf ranger TOM CRUISE!".

Still, as fucking nuts as scientology is the world's major religious are just as absurd when you think about it. Impregnation without sex? Zombie resurrections? Talking bushes? Eating the blood and bones of saviors? And there are some pretty outlandish religious productions for the world's top three religions -- they're usually just a little shy of the actual production quality and gloss of this scientology one.

What I don't get is, if someone must join a religion, why would they join one where the founder stated with no reservation that he knew he could form a religion and convince people to follow it? I mean... how does one overlook that?

Anyway, all praise be to xenu. Let's get de-programmed!

stevobar said...

This story is almost as wacky as the virgin birth myth that Christianity hangs its hat on...
or the Mormon belief that when you die, you get your own planet somewhere in outer space...

I believe in God and Spirit...it's religion that creeps me out.