Thursday, January 17, 2008

Oh. My. God.

Proof that Britney Spears isn't pregnant.




....this is really, really gross....


...are you sure you want to look??



...okay, here it is....




oh.



my.





god.




source

(thanks, Squid!)

26 comments:

jareth said...

Why god why?

I have this rusty battery taste in my mouth.


Why would you go out like that?why?wrong horrible.wrong.

That car must look like a crime scene or the elevator from the shining.

Seumas said...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMN JESUS GOD NO!

FUCK!

I did not need that in my brain. My eyes my eyes! Uuuugh! I'd hate to be the guy who has to detail the car she's riding in later on.

Anyway, see my post in one of the other articles on your blog mentioning how the whole pregnancy test shopping thing was apparently arranged as a "photo shoot" for her boy-toy's agency which owns those photos. Ick.

Seriously. Fucking hell. God it burns.

jareth said...

Maybe its just an innocent mistake?

...like she sat in ketchup.
...was at chevy's and had an unfortunate salsa drop.
....or she murdered someone.

Just something?

Jesus fuck! She needs some wings.

jareth said...

I feel sorry for the doorman. What a surprise!

Do you think it compares to the boat captain who opened the doors onto Normandy beach? The horror. The blood. The horror!

jareth said...

upside is......no kid.

Smith said...

I can't believe you would sink this low Sarah. This really lowers my opinion of you. I'm one of those that loves to read about the crazy stuff Brit's doing, but this sinks to a whole new low. Some things don't NEED to be posted. I'm thoroughly disgusted.

jareth said...

Heavens to betsy SMITH. Your right, this is just hurtful.

We forgot to observe tea time. Funny that.

You have the freedom to
click somewhere else. Do it.

....and SMITH, may your future bloody morals lay on the stained simulated leather seat of enlightenment.

Seumas said...

I'm sorry, but if you make $28k/day and you invite the paparazzi to follow you around and you go out in public without any pants and a bloody twat, you deserve anything hurtful that becomes of it. She can afford a pad. Or at least pants. And it's not like she dug into Britney's garbage bin on the sidewalk to get it.

I applaud Sarah for having the balls. I just wish I hadn't seen it. It'll be awhile before I even think about sex, now.

MichaelBluth said...
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MichaelBluth said...

Oh oh oh god oh no no no shit no goddamn.

Randy in Minnesota said...

If I may be so bold, I can only add:

No longer is Britney of any use to us. No longer is she amusing, interesting, or worthy of our attention in any way. She has become a burden on our society and a drag on our culture at large. There was a time when I hoped that she would turn her life around and make a positive impact on the world. That time has passed.

When she dies, she will not be remembered for her art...only for the insanity and attention-whoring of the past couple of years. She makes Anna Nicole Smith look like a bastion of sanity and normalcy by comparison.

The only way we can help her is to let her do whatever she wants to do with her life and ignore her. She is the Snuffleupagus of our world...and the minute we all stop believing in her, she will go away forever.

That is all.

OregonNative said...

this make 2 girls 1 cup look like a disney film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smith said...

jareth, I'm not a prude so get off your fucking high horse. This just goes to show how low humanity sinks for entertainment. Who said I had morals? I'm down in the pit with everyone else, all I'm saying is that there is a line, and this crossed it. If you don't like what I said, you too can click elsewhere you jagoff.

jareth said...

Yup it's viral. It's bloody, It's downright wrong.

To comment on the host that "this lowers my opinion to you". She gave you warning?

Your bickering, stupid, lets stop it. Dissolve your child-like hiding SMITH moniker, and come back and enjoy the site when your adult enough.

Tony in the Couve said...

Eye Bleach...EYE BLEACH!...SOMEONE BRING ME SOME EYE BLEACH !!!

i am going to go download some goatse's just to get that image out of my mind....

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The.Tracer said...

Looks like she got her monthly visit from the Blood Fairy.

Joe said...

I dunno. I'm calling Shenanigans on that one.

In unrelated news, I just named my new Shadow Run character Jareth...

So sad...

stevobar said...

Make room on the bench, gay bob..i may be joining your team after seeing this picture...can't write more now..have to go puke...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seumas said...

I was having a biscuit this morning with strawberry jam on it, but . . . then my mind flashed back to this horrifying image and I could not eat.

This is the worst photo ever. PERIOD.


Heh. "period"

scamorama said...

Oh, come on, you folks!

I made a comment last year after the (un)panties flap wondering what she'd do to push the envelope.

Now I know, and it ain't pretty.

I shudder to think what she'll do next...public animal sacrifice maybe?...but I know we'll all watch it.

Seumas said...

Prediction: The next shocking thing will be Britney coming out of a dressing room with one of her man-friends, with a face full of milky-white-protein that she didn't bother to wipe off.

OR, she'll be slipping out of the SUV again and instead of showing a big bloody mess down there, she'll be pantiless again and there will be a big gob of milky-white-protein oozing down her thigh.

Kurt in the 503 said...

Maybe it's just the pattern of her drawers? Maybe?

Shovelhead said...

Oh, Jesus God! I looked! Please to burn my eyes out with a plasma torch!

Lish said...
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Lish said...

Wow. At this point I think I just feel sorry for the little freak. She might have turned out OK had she not become famous at 15 and had actually had a normal teenage life. I'd probably be just as messed up given the circumstances.

But I'd do it in panties. Clean ones. And my cho-cha would definitely not be exposed because I'd have pants on.