Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Nothing she does interests me anymore...

...but perhaps it will interest you, so therefore I shall post it. Here is Britney. Walking around in public yesterday. In a see-through halter shirt. Eh.
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65 comments:

Seumas said...

I found the british accent kinda hot.

jareth said...

Well the bra seems to do it's job, though thats really a lousy shirt.
If you notice she got that faces of meth thing going on.
Whats with the acne? At that age the acne dies down a bit?
Does she work out in a vat?

She a fiery trainwreck and we are waiting for the imminent derailment.

stevobar said...

Maybe she'll embrace Scientology...it would be the perfect storm...

Smith said...

I think it's time for everyone to ignore her. Sarah, her name shouldn't cross your keyboard anymore. The little freak THRIVES on people paying attention to her. Maybe if everyone stops, she'll go away. Just a thought.

jareth said...

No shit ...smith.

Thanks for that groundbreaking revelation.

Maybe you go away, just a thought.

stevobar said...

Jeez jareth, that was a little harsh...

James D said...

Now I would officially do her again. Lucky her huh?

gay bob said...

Unless she can come up with something more heinous than showing the world her bloody snatch, she's just going to be the same boring old attention whoring, piece of trailer trash she's always been.

jareth, no need to be a bitch, just a thought.

jareth said...
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jareth said...

I apologize that I might be a bit caustic. Though this is the second time that I believe SMITH was condemning the host.
Anyone can have their opinion.
I just don't go over to a host's place and tell them what to do. Unless your a good friend of the host or a shitking you do that. With a name like SMITH, i'm guessing the later.
To me he's a shitking and he can fling and wail his woes in his own spacious blog that doubles as a gracious kingdom of wretched shit.

stevobar said...

jareth - with all due respect, what's in a name? From now on, I suggest we all be known only as numbers..I'll be Number 1, since I'm always pissed off about something...and you have already qualified yourself as a big steaming pile of number 2...

jareth said...

I deserve that #1. I'm a large weekold #2. Though I prefer names, its easier being vile with names.
#642 is a fuckmunch! Doesn't roll off the tongue that well.

The Monday Report said...

Sarah, you say nothing hse does interests you anymore, but you know the first topic of todays show will be that Britney was hauled off to the hospital again early this morning... you love her.

Joe said...

#642 here... anybody seen "the latest" --

-- Guess she's been taken to the hospital... AGAIN!

I have a new idea: let's all pay triple attention to her antics...

I bet that would speed this whole thing up!

Seumas said...

Not only was she hauled off to the mental ward again, but they worked with the police and the mother fucking **FAA** to clear air-space for her.

Are you fuckin' kidding me?! God damn, this shit pisses me off.

Smith said...

jareth, what is your problem? Do you not like people that speak intellectually? Why does what I say matter so much to you? I mean, it's nice to know that you care, but really, you're taking things a bit too personal here. I think Sarah has a thick enough skin to let things roll off her back, maybe you need to ask her where to get that thick skin.

Smith said...

Okay first of all Jareth, I'm a she, the name is in fact Smith, and you don't know shit about me. I'm watching this mental collapse of Britney and remembering watching a friend go through something similar. I remember that she didn't get better until everyone gave up and left her alone. When she realized her antics and behavior were only burying her further, she was able to seek help. Call me what you will, but I'm not a "shit king" I'm just voicing my opinion, which I BELIEVE is what comments are for, correct me if I'm wrong.

Seumas said...

I don't know why we would stop paying attention to Britney *now*. This is the first time in her entire life that she has, personally, actually provided me with any entertainment whatsoever.

Her personal well-being is her business and her families. I couldn't care less about her well-being. It's like watching the puss ooze out of a boil that's been growing on the face of America for the last fifteen years.

We all have empathy and concern for people who deserve it and that we care about, but unlike the crazy people in most of the TMZ style forums, we don't hitch our mental wagons to the stability of Britney.

I don't care if someone knows someone with mental problems and thus feels we all have to tip-toe around or ignore this crazy pop-slut. Just because someone has a problem doesn't mean everything else is null and void and I have to feel sorry for them. And my lack of feeling sorry for them doesn't mean I'm inconsiderate or hateful or mean or inhuman.

I've known people with cancer. Cancer sucks. I hate that people have to deal with it. I've hated watching good people deal with it. However, if Fred Phelps was diagnosed with terminal cancer, I wouldn't go around saying "oh you have to be nice to him and feel sorry for him -- HE GOTS TEH CANCER!". I'd say "good, that fucking puss-filled wart on humanity deserves it and I hope it's painful and he dies a miserable, horrible death".

Now, I don't feel that way about Britney. But I don't feel sorry for her either. She's an entertainer and I am being entertained. Bravo, Britney!

Also, I doubt anyone you or I ever cared about who was nuts or had cancer or anything else had an entire police force and the federal air administration assist in getting them to the care facility they needed.

I also doubt people would be running around bitching about how other people are "so mean" if she were a guy and had previously driven drunk, stalked someone in a car, shoplifted, damaged someone's vehicle and held his kids hostage.

Smith said...

Seumas, that was a very well thought out, literate point. I completely disagree with you, but at least you voiced your opinion clearly without attacking my opinion. Thank you.

That being said, let me ask you this, you say this is the only time she ever entertained you. If she had been one of your favorite entertainers of all time how would you feel? Would you not want her to get help?

Go one step further, say this is just a random Mom, going through the exact same thing, but for whatever reason we were hearing about her story. Would you not want to see her get help for the sake of her children? I guess that's more where I'm coming from. For me it really has nothing to do with her being a celebrity and everything to do with her being a mother.

gay bob said...

smith, just because she passed something the size of a bowling ball out of her snatch a couple of times, does not a mother make, in my opinion. Anyway, I'm waiting for her to become the next Whitney Houston, shouldn't be too long now.

Joe said...

I gotta side with the regulars on that last point, Smith.

You are clearly more concerned about Britney's children than she is! I don't knock you for that; I do knock her for that, though.

I think that's the crux of their argument.

Seumas said...

That she has kids is irrelevant (though they'd certainly be better off if she hung herself with a bedsheet while in the mental ward).

And if she were just some random unknown person, you wouldn't be talking about her, either. Random strangers working at Payless going nuts is hardly news and hardly interesting. Someone who is possibly the most famous celebrity of the last decade who earned tens of millions a year and still earns almost a million dollars a month going crazy right before our eyes however *is* interesting.

The same way the crazy old recluse down the street isn't interesting, but Howard Hughes is fascinating. The same way I don't care what you or my brother had for lunch, but knowing Warren Buffet has a burger and cherry coke every day for lunch is interesting to know.

If she were some random guy on the street, she wouldn't have the LAPD and FAA changing the fucking flow of air and street traffic for her benefit (what, is she the president?!). She wouldn't have all the money in the world to get care (assuming she even needs it). In fact, a n every day joe would probably lose his friends, family, job and eventually drink himself to death or kill himself before anyone even noticed anything was peculiar about him.

While I'd be sad for a friend going through a breakup, I'm not obligated to shed a tear when Brad and Jennifer split.

The fact of the matter is that celebrities are out there for entertainment and enjoyment and can sometimes be fascinating (even for all the wrong reasons) and we are not obligated -- nor can we reasonably even be expected -- to have the same considerations or concerns for them that we would for real people in real life that we really know.

The only people I find have any degree of sympathy for her are celebrity sycophants who are almost as bad as idiots who hang their hopes and dreams on a sports team and get depressed when their pro team loses a championship and people with a history of their own mental disorders who feel that somehow when people find an international celebrity holding her own children hostage at gunpoint hilarious that everyone is somehow ridiculing joe-blow for being manic depressive.

Trust me. Britney doesn't give a fuck what I think of her. Even on her best sane day she never cared. She also never cared about some random mother with children who had mental disorders.

So in short, like almost everyone else who finds her hilarious and fascinating these days, I care about people. I care about sick people. I have a great deal of sympathy and empathy and charity for people suffering all sorts of problems. Even people I don't personally know. And most people who feel as I do about Britney and other celbritards feel the same and are generous, caring people.

You'll even find that we tend to find certain notable people's situations unfortunate or sad. People who aren't necessarily a blight on humanity or a pockmark on American culture and society.

People who take this personally need to get over it and realize that people are ridiculing BRITNEY who is crazy. They are NOT ridiculing people with bipolar disorder or obsessive compulsive disorder or addiction disorders or manic depressive disorders or hallucinations or schizophrenia or multiple personality disorders. The crazy lady on the tri-met bus who tries to jump out the door or window while we're flying down the highway at 60mph is not hilarious. Britney Spears and her tens of millions of dollars and uber fame and luxurious life-style and self-involved pointlessness taking her kid hostage, speaking with a british accent, shaving her head, flashing her twat, showing up at a grade school like a paedophile and spreading her legs like a sunning dog *is* hilarious.

Call me an ass or a jerk or whatever anyone likes, but I know that I have contributed far more toward the direct improvement of people's lives and made larger personal sacrifices to do so than Britney ever has or ever will with all of that wasted fame and fortune.

stevobar said...

Holy Crap, people...calm down!!!!

Have they added meth to the public water supply in Portland (and Colorado for seumas)?

Maybe I feel calm 'cause I'm in S.F. today...let's all just mellow out...peace babies.

Smith said...

Seumas, what you say is right on. I don't care about the celebrity Britney in any way. I wish she would just go away. I DO wish she would get help, because I do believe she is ill, but again, only because I don't want two more motherless children raised in this world. Maybe I'm a bleeding heart, no, in fact I know I am. I do live with stars in my eyes, and not celebrity stars. I live with a wish that everyone will treat everyone with dignity and respect. You mention the woman that jumps off the speeding bus and that it is most certainly not funny. You're right, it isn't, but there are so many in society that WOULD make fun of that woman. I point you back to a few years ago when someone was going to jump off a bridge in Seattle and the people that were delayed getting home, or to their next job, or to pick up their kids and yelling out the window at her "JUMP! JUMP!" Because she was making them late. That is a level of disgusting humanity that frankly embarasses me. Do I spend my life living in hopes that a celebrity will do something interesting? No. I like most other people read the tabloid websites for sheer entertainment purposes. I chuckle right along with the next guy when Paris falls down coming out of a club, or Avril spits at some Pap. These things are completely inconsequential and yes frankly, funny. But when I see celebrity after celebrity driving drunk, over dosing, binging etc., it makes me sad that this is what our children have to look up to. It's a pipe dream I know to wish that the tabloid journalists (And I use the term journalist loosely) would learn when to draw the line. When a celebrity goes to rehab, it's time to leave them alone and go on to the next idiot. When a celebrity has a mental breakdown, it's time to move on.

I don't know, maybe I'm hypocritical, because I do find myself reading the stories, shaking my head and moving on to the next one, but in all, I think everyone would be alot better off if the reports on the idiots stopped and people focused intead on the charity work, the giving, the smiles etc. Because then that's what our children and their children will have to follow as examples. We as parents can talk until we're blue in the face, but short of taking all the TV's, radios and computers out of our homes, how do we combat a society that says, "If you're a celebrity and drink and drive, it's AOK because you're famous! Here's a slap on the wrist, now go have fun!"?

Smith said...

steveo, I don't think anyone is worked up, we're having a discussion. I know I'm not worked up anyway, I can't speak for the others. I'm bored right now, as it's a very slow work day, so I'm rather enjoying the discussion to be honest. I love differing opinions, and I love debating with people that think differently. I think I'm sick...

jareth said...

I like my brand of comedy a bit rough, MS SMITH.
Sorry about not knowing you were a girl. I've been having problems with telling sexes lately, on burnside. That was a tranny joke. Oops don't want to offend the postops.
Ms SMITH, I think you might be in the wrong place.
Please provide your nothing comment when ever you like. ...and we'll be oh so ecstatic to hear as we watch more brit footage from TMZ.

stevobar said...

More poop from #2...thank you.

Joe said...

I'd be willing to bet that none of the other above constantly commenting cats have children (that they know of), Smith.

I believe it's what makes people care about things other than themselves.


I've learned to leave my bleeding heart at the doorstep when I read/post to this blog...

Randy in Vegas said...

There's nothing left for her to do to get attention. The only things that she can do that will even cause people to blink are:

a) LITERALLY take her clothes off in public, in full view of cameras,

b) Be caught in a homemade sex video, or

c) Die.

I guarantee that she will do at least one of these in the year. But maybe all of them.

Joe said...

...although, clearly - having children isn't enough for some people to pull their heads out of their asses!

So much for that theory!

jareth said...

-Thanks #1.

-Nope, no children,
Like kids, just don't want them, and Im not a pod person, who suddenly will like things, once I have kids.

If I wanted the feel good thread I would have gone somewhere else. HINT, were on a site where we watch photos and videos of celebrities who have slipped and swam on the wrong side of life.

Back on topic,
Randy my chips are on d) all of the above.

Seumas said...

Smith: I didn't get the impression your comment was meant as some superior condemnation of anyone, though I think some other posters may have thought that was how it was meant (simply because there are a lot of drive-by comm enters who do that around here), so I hope you don't feel unwelcome or shredded or anything.

I felt your comment was a simple matter of "she thrives on this, so if we want her to go away, stop giving the attention to her". Which is a rational comment. I happen to think that the entertainment value is great enough now that I can justify affording her a little attention exchange, though. *grin*

The rest of my comments were not intended directly "at" you and more toward the apologist celebrity sycophant crowd you'll find on TMZ and elsewhere.

Joe: In my experience, the most selfish people in the world are people who deem themselves such a boon to society that they absolutely must procreate and produce more copies of themselves.

Also, I've noticed how having children has definitely made Britney a more caring, compassionate, selfless person. Totally.

Stevobar: We're having a lively discussion! Perhaps your estrogen hormone therapy is confusing you today? *grin* I kid, I kid. You know I like you. :)

Randy: I still do not understand why she had kids in the first place. It all seems so long ago and such a blur. I mean, seriously, what was her intention when she started breeding?

stevobar said...

seumas - As I said earlier, I am in San Francisco today, and wearing flowers in my hair...I'll return to Portland tomorrow and will resume my normal nitwitery ( is that a word?) upon arrival.Nothing I like better than a lively discussion...well, almost nothing...well, let's just say it's amongst my favorite things.

As always, I live to laugh and love...and drink.

Seumas said...

Among your favorite things?

Do the others involve things that end in the word "plug" and vast amounts of personal lubricant? I know a particular "squad" in PDX that might want your number, if so. :P

Hope you're having fun in SF. I miss that place.

stevobar said...

jesus fucking christ, seumas, is that ALL you think about? My visit to S.F. was strictly business related ( a start up adult novelty business, if you must know) and I don't like the inference that "plugs" and/or " lubricant" resonate with me in any way, shape, fashion, or form...by the way..my blow up doll girlfriend thanks you to keep your comments to yourself.;>)

Seumas said...

Hey, I had nothing to do with your and gay bob's disgusting inuendo! I got thrown into this drag-fest! :P

Seriously though, when I was in SF a few months ago, I thought I was going to die. I was 3am. I was tired as hell. I didn't know where I was. I just stopped at the first place with a room. Happened to be a super bright pink Best Western. Got hungry and went to a 24x7 Carl's Junior... and the entire way there and back, some scraggly looking crack head kept trying to sell me drugs.

stevobar said...

I hope you just said yo...reality is for people who can't handle drugs, or something like that...

Joe said...

Seumas - that isn't what I meant about having a kid.

I simply meant that, once a person becomes a parent, their senses usually switch away from what's good for themselves, to what's good for the kid.

Besides, one doesn't have to procreate to have a child - just ask my step-kid! You see? it isn't just about selfishly popping out carbon copies.

I might also point out that I was correct in my hunch that many of the most prolific posters here don't have a kid to rub-off on.

Anywho...

Mykie said...

Joe, I have two kids, and they are both wonderfully like me. Poor, poor children.

Seumas said...

Yes, many people think about their children above themselves (though there are countless examples where they don't), but as an extension of themselves, it's not the saintly selflessness that they like to make it out to be. This certainly doesn't fit Britney's family or Britney, we can all agree.

As to whether people posting here have children or not, I've completely missed its relevancy, unfortunately.

Mykie said...

I think the only relevance is a comparison between people with compassion and concern for Brit's kids (Those of us with kids) and those that are less likely to feel sympathy for her or the kids (Those that have no children.)

I'm not saying I agree with that, just that I think that's why the discussion had relevance to the topic at hand.

Seumas said...

I must have missed something. Who at any point has shown any ill-will toward Britney's children?! It's not their fault they have a white-trash nut-job attention-whore slut for a mom.

Joe said...

Seumas - it was when Smith wrote, "when I see celebrity after celebrity driving drunk, over-dosing, binging etc., it makes me sad that this is what our children have to look up to."

That got me thinking: "I bet a lot of these cats don't think that way, and I bet I know why..."

Seumas said...

Ah. No, I had not caught that as what you were speaking of. You don't need to be a parent to have a good idea of good parenting or concern for children. I think what it is really an example of is how people without children think parents should set examples for their children while many parents think that celebrities should be the ones setting the examples.

It's unfortunate that Britney's kids have to have her to look up to, but if anyone else on planet earth would allow their child to even have a moment's opportunity to consider a Britney Spears as any sort of an example or role model is horrifying. Even at her best and sanest, she was an underage tramp shoving her boobs in people's face for cash. Kind of not a good example the, either. Not that I have any complaint about boob shoving, mind you! :P

Joe said...

Seum on you! ;p

(not really, though)

Shovelhead said...

Buddies, pals, goombahs! Chill, please. This is all way to intellectual, analytical and belongs on PBS. Remember - this is Sarah X's celeb blog and tyhe topic is BRITS!!

OK - try this lowbrow stuff.

EEEEEEWWWW! Check out the two kids, overly sucked-on, sometimes having breast fed, MILF Nipples! EEEEEWWWWW!

Seumas said...

Shovelhead, I figured it out.

Britney was stocking up on laxative so she could create her own 1brit1cup scat-film.

Also, in light of today's hearing to assign someone else to overlook her and her estate, it made me wonder if perhaps she is not going crazy, but is being slowly poisoned by some mysterious and little known toxin that Lufte and that Anand guy found somewhere. Perhaps they have concocted an evil plan to befriend Brit, slip some of this toxic shit into her and make her more agreeable to weird things, made her look terrible in the press with her recent obnoxious behavior and plan to eventually murder her, but stage it as a suicide. Perhaps then finding out that they had coaxed her into including them in her will... or at least reaping massive rewards from the book, movie and interview deals they'd get from being the "last people close to Britney before her tragic suicide".

Just a thought. :D

Shovelhead said...

Better, Seumas - better.

Your Brits theory would be a fitting script for an episode of Lost.

Joe said...

Nice thread, boys.

Seumas said...

Shovelhead, it would only make a good episode of Lost if Britney died and Anand got lost and then Lufte found Lufte six episodes later and then at the end of the year, Britney came back to life. :P

jareth said...

Dig the luftl-adnan conspiracy theory, I'm just wondering what happened to the older brother, no sign of him during the so called intervention. He used to be the heavy, he was the one who stopped the 24 hr marriage of britney from that dude in vegas, with what seems like decades ago. Also he was the producer of the zoey show for Jamie lynn. This is one big question mark.

Jesus fuck 51 posts!

Shovelhead said...

What's the record for comments on a Sarah X celeb posting?

51 (now 52) indicates Brits still has the juice to bring out the best/worst in us.

JUST WAIT until she croaks herself! Should easily top 100.

Joe said...

Why wait?!

Perhaps the brother IS the father...

stevobar said...

I'll be #54...why stop now??

Seumas said...

I like how everyone jumps on the guy for having sex with his younger sister. I mean, yeah if your sister is Jamie Lynn Spears, thats' kind of gross. But if your sister was Scarlett Johansen, how many of you would jump at it? C'mon. :P

Well, except Gay Bob.

Seumas said...

I mean, allegedly banging his sister.

allegedly

stevobar said...

Who's to say that a hot sister like Scarlett couldn't make even gay bob switch teams?

Joe said...

Yeah, really Seumas - that's not fair!

Joe said...

Looks like it's about time to add Sam Lutfi to the list...

Kurt in the 503 said...

Is she in handcuffs? Oddly enough in that picture, I'd do her. Seems that insanity makes you lose weight. Her body (acne aside) looks pretty rockin' in that photo. Plus we all know insane chicks are the best in the sack. However that heavy flow picture from a week ago sort of takes the luster and sheen off any fantasies.

stevobar said...

Yeah - I'll bet Kurt would like to run his toungue along her c-section scar, or maybe sniff her bloody undies...what a sick fuck...

Shovelhead said...

Jesus - this is a posting that simply won't die (as we wish the subject would).

62 freakin' comments and still going! This is the Ethel Kennedy Sarah posts!

Seumas said...

Yeah, crazy chicks are fantastic, but not when they're bleeding all over their crotch and live in a house covered with the feces of their own child. Plus, she's got mom-tits that she needs to get fixed, first.

Also, there's a difference between a hot manic depressive chick that likes to play with knives and fire.. and a crazy chick that likes to hold toddlers hostage in bathrooms at gunpoint!

Joe said...

I have never found the Britters hot or sexy - not even when she was hot and sexy!

Kurt in the 503 said...

Stevobar,

You're a fucking dick. That was totally uncalled for. Do I need to run my posts past you first you stupid fuck?