Thursday, January 31, 2008

It's Britney, bitch.

Mental breakdowns! Strapped to a gurney! Packed chock full o' laxatives!
Read all about it here... too much info to post on the blog.

As a side note, I have a comment:

People who are pissy about the Britney news... please deal with it. It's unfortunate to have the comments section full of bickering back and forth about the relevance of post.

I, like most people, like to pretend I don't give a shit about Britney Spears shaving her head, or beating cars with umbrellas, but I have to be honest and say that I love it. Love it. If that's not your scene it's cool with me, but please, let people comment freely on the topic at hand without excoriation. It's supposed to be fun, people! I love you all, and don't want to have to nix the comments section. Thanks!
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24 comments:

Joe said...

She looks kinda like Sandra Bullock in this pic, no?

Smith said...

Wow, well, guess ya just lost yourselves a listener, hope Rick's proud of ya Sarah! Apparently when an entire group of people completely misinterpret what someone is saying and go on the attack against them, it becomes the fault of the attackee. Something I never thought I'd see. You're probably one of those people that tell a girl who was raped that it's her fault because of what she wore. Nice, very nice. Well, Seumas and all the rest, ya got your wish. Bye now.

Seumas said...

The second photograph of her crying in the car makes me happier than just about anything on earth. I should print it out and stick it in my wallet to look at when I am feeling down and need a bit of a lift.

I love the credit line "tmz.com/Correctol". Hah!

With that many laxatives, can you imagine what her house must look and smell like?! Eew! Ick! And can you imagine her panties? It must have been this nasty mix of various shades of red and brown. Disgusting! And she was probably talking with a British accent! It'd be like any number of low-brow British comedies on the BBC!

Mykie said...

Wow, lots of Drama here today. I don't get it, but then that's not new.

I wonder how long they'll be able to hold her this time, or if it's gonna be yet another trip to Mexico. Hey, I know, someone take away her passport then she can't come back!

Seumas said...

*META*

Smith, my initial post was not in response to you but general commentary on apologists everywhere. I agree people clearly misinterpreted your post.

Regardless, I enjoyed posting with you and would personally find absolutely no joy in you ditching the blog or Rick. I won't follow up on this in deference to Sarah and the spirit of the blog and this glorious Lost+Britney day, but I hope you don't let misunderstanding of your post drive you away.

Either way, take care!

gay bob said...

smith, if you can't take, and dish back, what this group has to give, and then completely misinterpret, the intentions of Sarah, and most others blogging here, then perhaps you are too sensitive to be here. Have a nice life.

gay bob said...

Sarah, Mom, please, without the comments setions, your blog would just not be the same.

Mykie said...

Anyone else listening to the current interview Rick is doing with Dr. Drew? Talking about the 5150 hold and how it could be extended to 14 days and how that should tell us how sick she is. Um, if she's on Meth, how can they diagnose her as crazy? Something about them meth thing doesn't make sense to me, anyone else?

Neva said...

Caring about what Britney does and being entertained by what she does are two different things. I can give a rat's ass what happens to her but I LOVE following this story! Keep on posting, Sarah!

Seumas said...

Mykie, they don't put you on a 5150 for merely being incredibly drugged out of your mind. They might put you in jail and let you out the next morning, but they don't bring you in against your will as "teh crazy" just to let you dry out. So the meth use is very likely incidental.

It sounds like this was something they had been planning for a few days and that she was on a drug binge when they executed it, probably merely coincidental.

That's also why it would probably be a fourteen day hold. A few days of that has got to be detox time, before they can actually start diagnosing, I'm sure.

Or perhaps medical professionals are experienced enough that they can discern the difference between what the meth is doing and what "teh crazy" is doing.

gay bob said...

I agree neva, she still has to top the bloody snatch stunt, however.

Seumas said...

With all the laxatives, it's only a matter of time before she tops the bloody-panties big time.

stevobar said...

She looks like a cross between Lucille Ball and Leah Remini ( King of Queens)

This just keeps getting better and better...I still think she needs to audit and clear the Tom Cruise way...

scamorama said...

Damn, she's lost her creativity!

Brit has had that special way of pushing the envelope. Now, she's falling back on a rehash.

Hey, Brit, been there; done that!

I think she should have Dr. Phil's baby -- that would be close the circle, wouldn't it?

Keep 'em coming, Sarah! We love you!

Seumas said...

I doubt it'll happen in 14 days, but if she has to spend a lot of time in a mental hospital or a recovery center, I predict that she will end up pregnant by another patient or employee.

jareth said...

My network hub went down this afternoon.....What did I miss?.......um.....ohhh.

stevobar said...

I wouldn't fuck her with seumas's dick...that one was way too easy...

Seumas said...

Good, because I'm kind of attached to it.

*bad-da-bump!*

stevobar said...

rim shot for th "s" man!

Neva said...

Gay Bob, I agree. That period-stain picture was the worst!

Mykie said...

Okay, it's settled, you people are weird!

Seumas, That's what I was thinking. I still don't know if I believe she's on drugs at all, I just think she's certifiable.

And can we PLEASE stop talking about panties! It's wiggin' me out dudes, I may wind up next to Britney! AHHHHHHHHH

peekers said...

I think she looks a little like Joan Rivers after her 5th face lift and botox treatments

Mykie said...

It's DEBBIE GIBSON! Picture Debbie during her "Lost in your eyes" Phase, that's her! (I'm talking about the bottom pic.) I have been trying ALL DAY to think of who she reminded me of.

Shovelhead said...

OMG!! She looks like she's channeling Phyllis Diller!!!

EEEWWWWWW! Britany laxitive-driven diarreah!

Keep it coming, Sarah - this is all GOLD!