Friday, January 18, 2008

I can't put it any better than the National Enquirer: "Eminem starting to look like an M&M"

He looks like a puffy man-lady.
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7 comments:

jareth said...

It's like he storing food in his cheeks for winter.

I wondered why he wasn't doing any films after 8 mile. Maybe he's doing some method acting binge eating thing.

Seumas said...

Well, I can't really talk any shit about him for being pudgy. He didn't make his living off being "hot" or in-shape and to my knowledge he didn't make a habit of ridiculing people for their weight, so it's not like he's a hypocrite. So, I'm just going to say that I hope he's not sick or anything.

gay bob said...

He's just sick of being hungry, and I'm no one to talk either

stevobar said...

He's obviously a fan of Brando ...since his greatest work is behind him, he can concentrate on eating now.

Of course, this will make the inevitable comeback that much more salient. I predict a feature article in Men's Health Magazine..The Eminiem Diet Plan, with an 8 page photo spread showing the newly ripped and buffed up version of the great white rapper...fucking celebrities make me wanna puke...maybe he should hook up with Brit and really jump the shark...

Seumas said...

Are you calling Britney a shark?

I know there's some sort of a "blood in the water" joke here I could make, too. Just on the tip of my tongue, but not quite able to reach it.

Seumas said...

Hey, Stevobar:

Just this morning, Fox News reported that Slim-Fast is offering Slim-Shady a huge ad-deal.

Way to call it, sir. Way to call it.

Theresa said...

Pat!