You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
...She's also clearly lost custody of her frigging mind. Seriously, look at that face. That is one crazy mother fucker! Everyone must appear as headless apparitions to her, fluzzing out of the purple haze.If they keep her kids from her for very long and she is released from the hospital, every mother better keep their arms wrapped tightly around their children. Britney will grab the first kid she sees that is about the same age as her own and then she'll find the closest bathroom to lock herself into again with the kid, another bottle of vodka and a stack of pills.
Break out the shot glasses.....Now she can visit the vodka bottle all she wants since the kids won't be in the way :)Cheers !!!!
Ooh.. what if the court ordered her to get her tubes tied so she won't run out and get impregnated by the pizza-boy?
I like how everyone has to put on rubber gloves just to touch her. Heck, I'd put on rubber gloves just passing on the other side of the street.Although I don't know if I'll feel bad if (and when) it turns out she has a major psychological disorder. I guess she's had plenty of warning signs she's ignored, but with that much money and power, it's easy to see how difficult it would be to reach her.The whole situation sucks. And by "sucks," I mean "somewhat entertaining."
I just hope that Britney's current psychotic break doesn't wind up pushing seumas off the end of the dock in a pique of schadenfruede..Seumas, please consider going decaf...peace be with you.7:23 PM
Come on, Todd... you don't have to feel bad if she ends up having a major psychological disorder. Since when are mental cases allowed exceptions to ridicule? I mean, I'm not going to make fun of someone's mom or sister who needs to be medicated or has a diagnosed disorder, but I have no qualms ridiculing a daft bitch who pulls down almost a million dollars a month and happens to be bi-polar or something.I mean, at this point, how could she NOT have a sever mental disorder?! Either she has a serious mental problem or she is possessed by demons and some deep-eye-socketed elderly catholic guy needs to thwack her in the face with a crucifix.Margo Kidder is nuts and the world enjoyed putting her through the ringer!And I won't go off the deep end in my excitement. It's just that this is the best day since Anna Nicole bit it. Except that Anna Nicole actually had some fairly sad aspects to her. Britney is just a spoiled twat who has had every opportunity and chance afforded to her. Watching her go off the deep end is as much a thrill of seeing the authorities FINALLY come to their senses and treat her like other people might be treated as it is watching this vacuous waste of carbon hit bottom.
God has a plan. He has always had a plan. For Judas, he let him go and into Satan's hands for the purpose of fulfilling prophecy regarding the betrayal of our savior.And so, in a dissimilar sense, I believe that God had a plan for young Britney. She served a very important purpose in this modern society to cement the lustful nature of men's minds toward young girls. She paraded herself about and became part of a culture that glorifies the bodies of young girls in a not so subtle way, and not so masked method of turning men (and boys) on. The river bloods are now boiling, the girls are unleashed, half naked (or more), on nearly every website we know about and Britney's work is done. Now, she may die. Like a cowardly lamb up on the hill with a noose around her/it's neck...Amen,derick
so, when are the online casinos going to start a future bet on her?and,did justin timberlake cancel part of his tour because he lost his voice from laughing too hard?lastly,think a saline drip might help?or should they go straight to lithium for a bit?
Can you fucking believe this shit?Britney didn't even do 48hrs under observation, before Dr. Phil came to the rescue. The best thing that could ever happen is for Britney to take out that dimwitted attention-whore moments before she offs herself. The only guy who pisses me off more is the match.com asshole.Britney released - Dr. Phil counselsDrudge is also reporting that Federline called police because he feared Britney was going to "shoot their kids dead".I guess she's actually going to have to murder one of her children before they stop giving her special treatment.
Dear Derick - Blow me...Love, Britney.
I love this woman. I mean, she can put a happy face on any situation. That was a Miss America smile she had on the gurney--full of confidence and grace. That's the smile of the future mother of my children.And... she knows how to party.Goddamn.
CNN just reported that Britney has run off with a member of the paparazzi that she's dating. WTF? How can you hold your kid hostage, refuse to return custody to the rightful parent, have the police called on you because someone thinks you'll shoot your kids, get committed for 72hrs, get out in 48hrs, go home and then run away? (Presuming they meant she was literally running off with this paparazzi guy, which they were unclear about).
PAY ATTENTION TO ME, GODDAMNIT.
Gay Bob, was that an impression of Brit or was that Dr. Phil? :P
Having children no more makes you a parent, than having a piano makes you a pianist.
..and let's all hope that Britney has children no more...or no more children.By the way, Theresa,just because you can't play the piano doesn't mean you have to have pianist envy...I kill myself...peace out.
Yeah, Stevobar, the genie thought I said I wanted a nine-inch pianist...Y'all be sure to watch Dr. Phil tomorrow!
...or in the case of derick, a nine inch prick...
Seumas, actually it was meant for Brit, but if the foo shits. . .By the way, I could stand a little :P action.
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