Friday, January 04, 2008
Britney Spears loses custody of her children. Kevin Federline is awarded full custody. Shit hits fan.
Britney's assistant had to break down the bathroom door as Britney refused to come out, harboring a bottle of vodka and one of her children inside!!
Britney Spears’ assistant Alli Sims had to use brute force to pry the singer out of the bathroom where she had barricaded herself with son Jayden James late last night.
The drama began earlier that day at the child custody deposition, which distressed the star so much that she allegedly began drinking vodka as soon as she got home. The court-appointed monitor and Sims were with Britney at her Mulholland Drive home, trying to calm her down, but as Britney’s emotional state worsened she locked herself inside the master suite bathroom. Eventually, Sims used a hammer to break the door down and then called emergency services.
The police arrived at 8:30 p.m. after Britney reportedly refused to hand over her two sons to Kevin Federline's bodyguard.
Another factor in the meltdown? A source tells PageSix.com.com that Britney had recently “freaked out” on Kevin after hearing reports that he’d been flirting with her frenemy Paris Hilton.
“She is mad that he would get involved with her ‘so called’ friend,” says the source. “Kevin told her that Paris hit on him, but she did not believe him.”
I’ve been thinking about all of the fabulous news stories that Britney has given us throughout the past year, so I figured I’d compile all of the crazy into one big pile for us all to enjoy. We tend to forget all of Britney's past troubles, so let's look back on them now, shall we?
Here are some of the highlights from the past year:
2/14: Britney checks into Crossroads Rehab center, checks out a day later.
2/16: Britney shaves her head.
2/20: Britney checks into Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility; checks out less than 24 hours later.
2/21: Britney attacks a paparazzo’s car with an umbrella, hilarity ensues.
2/22: Britney checks back into Promises .
3/20: Britney leaves rehab, supposedly ‘rehabilitated’.
4/16: Britney fires her manager.
5/17: Bodyguard fired after he claims he was witness to "nudity, drug use and safety issues" involving Britney and her kids.
6/20: Britney's publicist resigns.
7/26: Britney takes the kids out of state to
7/30: The divorce is finally made official.
8/6: Britney crashes into a parked car, has no
9/9: Britney performs at the MTV Video Music Awards, and completely humiliates herself and any of her fans who still believed in her.
9/17: Britney ordered to do random drug testing, counseling and parenting classes as custody agreements are discussed.
9/18: Britney leaves her entire management team and changes lawyers – for the second time.
9/21: Britney is charged with a hit and run and driving without a license; still photographed driving with children in car with her.
10/1: Britney ordered to turn over her children to Kevin Federline by October 3rd for temporary custody, suicide watch begins.
10/11: Britney gets one monitored overnight visit per week with her kids after passing her first week of drug testing.
10/16: Britney heads to jail to serve 45 minutes of time for a couple of traffic offenses.
10/18: Britney loses custody of kids due to lack of cooperating with judge-ordered random drug testing.
10/21: Britney regains visitation rights with her children, starts parenting therapy sessions with Kevin.
10/30: Britney loses custody of her children.
11/9: Britney runs a red light and then makes an illegal turn against oncoming traffic, with her two kids in the car, paparazzi record the incident.
11/16: A judge rules that Britney will not be allowed to drive with her children in the car.
12/12: Britney’s sister, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, announces that she's pregnant, Britney does not show up for child-custody deposition claiming she is too “ill” to come in; she is photographed out partying that same night.
12/18: Judge orders Kevin Federline to continue retaining primary custody of the children.
12/31: Kevin Federline seen spending New Years with Paris Hilton.
1/1: Britney spends night with married paparazzo in fancy hotel.
1/2: She reportedly announces that she’s dating said paparazzo, dropped by lawyer.
1/3: Britney shows up 2 hours late to child custody deposition; hours later holds her child hostage in bathroom; police are called, Britney is strapped to and wheeled out on gurney; reportedly on un-named drugs & acting crazy.
1/4: Britney in suicide-watch lockdown in hospital, may lose all child visitation.
I think that in the light of the new year, we must all thank our lucky stars for someone as entertaining as Miss Britney Spears. To be honest, I don’t care if you think I’m being heartless, because, as you can see from the timeline, she doesn’t give a shit about a) her kids or b) herself. So why should we care? This girl doesn’t care about us, and she most certainly care about those around her who try to help her, let alone the little people she brought into this world and is supposed to care about. Geez.
Enjoy the look back!
Britney Hospitalized After Police Standoff
(Hot Shots Worldwide/Splash News)
Police cars, ambulances and firetrucks with sirens blazing, helicopters hovering above — it was a scene straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster Thursday night as Britney Spears and her infant hid from the authorities inside her Beverly Hills home.
I cannot stress enough - WATCH THE VIDEO. She is completely out of it and nutso.
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..I just read on a blog that someone is calling this Britneygate 08. Genius!
Okay, so I was awoken by a couple of text messages from my dear friend Squid alerting me to the fact that BRITNEY SPEARS WAS TAKEN FROM HER HOUSE IN AN AMBULANCE AND ON DRUGS and HER KIDS WERE FORCIBLY TAKEN FROM HER AFTER SHE REFUSED TO GIVE THEM BACK TO KEVIN FEDERLINE. Sweet mother of god, this shit is getting ridiculous. Of course TMZ was there to cover it all, you should head to their site in the meantime to see the saga unfold. I am going back to bed, but here is a picture of crazy getting wheeled out of her house on a gurney. Holy god. Look at that crazy smile on her face in the second picture... bitch has lost it.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
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