Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Holy shit! Britney Spears' sister is pregnant!!

What the hell is wrong with that family??  This girl is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD.  Good lord.

What happened to Tara Reid??

She looks like she's getting ready to play the younger version of Jenna Jameson in a made-for-TV movie about her life; not younger, hotter Jenna Jameson, mind you, but a younger version of the muppet-like, leathery Jenna Jameson that we all know now. Like here:

Monday, December 17, 2007

fuck yeah!!!

He's back!

Oh sweet lord almighty, I thank you now today for the subtle beauty that is Mr. Michael Jackson. Without him, my day would have been a little less bright. Thank you lord; thank you.


Sunday, December 16, 2007

Quick! Quick!

This is absolutely NOT the six-minute trailer for the new Batman movie "The Dark Knight" that is only showing in IMAX theatres before I Am Legend (a really good movie, by the way).  You should absolutely NOT watch it and get so overwhelmingly excited for it to come out next summer and then show all of your friends.  I am a fucking nerd.

Quick, watch!!

Thanks, Ain't It Cool & Squid!