Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Holy shit! Britney Spears' sister is pregnant!!

What the hell is wrong with that family??  This girl is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD.  Good lord.

12 comments:

stevobar said...

I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT GIRL...

Just wanted to get that out there..

Having said that, she looks a helluva lot more porkable than her big sis...but what is up with this family? And which one of her cousins is the father?

Seumas said...

Well, Joe Simpson couldn't get it on with his own daughter, so he tried to find the next best thing.

I'm going to guess that 16 is the age of consent in whatever state they're in.

Gross, either way. This country seriously needs to consider a sterilization program.

PS: Posting this so late at night? Could Sarah be playing with her fabulous new toy?! :D

Steve said...

What a stupid family. Has anyone in Hollywood heard of birth control? I'm looking at you Jessica Alba. *Sigh*

jareth said...

I don't want to be mean.

But the doc might need to make a house call.

The old doc martin to the stomach.

Jim said...

What is wrong with that family? Let's not think of them as a family, shall we? Let's use the more appropriate term, clan. Like "The Spears clan battled the Hatfield clan for the best moonshinin' spots"

Stupid hicks.

Aaron said...

Never has the cliche been more true...

"You can take the hick from the trailerpark, but you can't remove the trailerpark from the hick"...

I can almost hear the little girl: "Do jou worry sugah'. I can't get no preggers till ah'm hitch'd. Ma' sissy told me sow".

Ugh.

DougA said...

Well, the hillbilly never falls too far from the trailer park.

Thomas said...

Jesus, Marrionberry!

The amazing thing is that she is proud, and after all that work has been put in to birth control over the last 40+ years. HOW HARD IS IT TO GET THE PILL!!! OR HELL A 50¢ CONDOM???

Stupid, retarded hicks. I'll bet this causes a rash of pregnancies with those kids who watched here on Nickelodeon.

TEG

Jim said...

I'm just surprised it wasn't her cousin, or her dad.

Seumas said...

Are you guys really surprised, though? In America, 33% of all women have a kid before the age of 20. I can only imagine that significantly increases in the south.

gay bob said...

If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed, but mother nature also has a way of weeding out stupid, but it takes time.

Nicolas R. said...

It pisses me off how proud she is; how she's eating up the attention...but it doesn't surprize me, given our culture's twisted puritanical nature. Jesus approves of sex *only* if it's unprotected and leads to the mass production of stupid trailer trash BAYBEHs to keep the Disney economy going. This bitch should be treated as a pariah but instead the tabloids fawn over her.