Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Britney. Oh boy.

Ugh.

17 comments:

gjaskowiak said...

Bartender,

Get me another Jack & Coke while I do another line!


Nice start of a Fu-Manchu there, Brits.

jareth said...
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jareth said...

She's got the "put the lotion in the basket look".

Seumas said...

She looks like she's one of those girls halfway through those German 'GGG' porn releases. Something like Sperma Nimmersatt. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Don't deny it, you freaks.

Seriously, if this isn't the result of an American Bukkake film shoot in the west hills, I don't know what is.

PS: Sorry I took it there, Sarah. I had to.

jareth said...

Seumas that was uncalled for and hurtful.

Brits beyond the german porn looks, she's the tight dark furry black green speck in the corner of a swinging slamhamma club that a putty knife and a flame thrower can't rip out.

Was black vomit spilling out of the corner of her mouth?

Seumas said...

True, I feel bad now. I shouldn't have inadvertently insulted hard working German porn actresses.

Kurt in the 503 said...

Please tell me that photo is post-mortem.

gay bob said...

Sure you guys aren't tacky old queens? Shit, even I can't top those ferocious body slams.

GOOD WORK!

Rob W. said...

Ummm. Squint a little...

Does this look a little like Justin Timberlake to y'all?

Actually, it looks like she's in the middle of saying "For a dollar, sure, I'll do that".

Randy in Minnesota said...

"Braaaaaains!"

Seumas said...

Look at those eyes! Someone obviously had to tell her *twice*!

(I'm going to hell.)

gay bob said...

Seumas, I thought that was a foregone conclusion!

The Monday Report said...

I think maybe the most disturbing part of that photo is that it appears as if she is behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. Everybody run for your lives!

Morty said...

Boy George on a bad face life?

"put the lotion in the basket look".
I don't know what that means, I don't know if I want to.

I don't know what Seumas means either, I am sure I don't want to.

jareth said...

This picture would only be better if this was her mugshot.

Seumas said...

Wait a second. Maybe Brit is trying out the Emo look?

Theresa said...

OOPs I did it again....