You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
That looks like a photo of Melissa whatshername. The porn star turn priest that Rick's nuts about. By the way, I don't get it. She's not that hot. Maybe if she were a nun, it'd be kind of hot, but . . . she has a weird alien head. Not as weird as Carrot Cake, but...
Bite the wax tadpole.
I'd have to be very drunk, and very desparate, to hit that. So far I've never been that drunk, and that desparate at the same time, hope my luck holds!
It might impress (or disgust)you to know that Carrot Top has a string of women, one in each major city, who'll do him any time he visits their town. This is not just something I'm pulling out of my ass...I not only have heard this story from an independent source, I personally know one of the women.
Wonder if the roots match the carrot...ARGH!!!I feel so dirty.
wonder who does his eyebrows?
Is it just me, or does it look like he's wearing mascara?... *shudder* what a fugly man he is... Like the love child of Danny Boniduce and C'thulu...
Ginger's really creep me out. He appears to be a Daywalker which is even creepier.
Yep before you know it Carrot Top is going to look like Joan Rivers. I bet in no time he'll be coming out marketing his own signature line of penis rings on QVC .
Fuck. Gross! I am ashamed to have naturally red hair because it makes me think of THAT.
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