Friday, October 05, 2007

Jennifer Lopez still won't confirm that she's knocked-up.

Yeah. She's hiding it well. (sweet lord, I need something to post besides impregnated popstars)

12 comments:

Seumas said...

Well, she was fricking ugly, anyway. Seriously. I saw her before-makeup about eight years ago and have been rather repulsed ever since. It's even worse than Oprah without makeup. She has a face like the moon.

Theresa said...

With her I would totally buy the "Beer gut" theory.

Seumas said...

Maybe she has problems digesting sperm, so it's all just backing up in her system?

Shovelhead said...

Christ - that's all we need! Is the pop scene so talent deprived we have to see JoLo trying to gyrate in Aunt Mulva's goddam ugly-ass, stretchy top maternity pants?

This is so bad I almost want to say bring Brits back to Sarah's Blog of Shame. (note - almost).

stevobar said...

I don't mind the gut...I just can't believe she spreads her legs for cadaver man...that husband of hers looks like an anti-meth billboard.

Kurt in the 503 said...

Of all the "hot" celebrity chicks out there JLo is the one that baffles me the most. Not only is she fucking gross but also one of the least talented (which is saying a lot). I don't advocate violence against women but if there ever was a woman who deserved a direct punch in the mouth it's this bitch. I wouldn't fuck her with a gun to my head. I couldn't because I'd have instant ED. Only goes to prove that it can only happen in America. What a talentless piece of shit.

The Monday Report said...

In her defense, I've looked like that for years and no baby has popped out of me yet.

Shannon said...

Jennifer Lopez is living proof of the value of a good publicist.

scamorama said...

Theresa, you took the words right out of my mouth!

Shannon, JLo, like Steve Miller, is living proof that one can have a musical career without having a shred of musical talent.
What a great country this is!

Shovelhead said...

Hey, Kurt in the 503.

Jesus!! Well said, and no argument from me, but damn! Haa-haa-HA! At least there is no question on where JLo ranks on your scale. Is a "Punch in the mouth" score below zero? Haa!

Lish said...

Gross! Cover that shit up! Beer gut or Devil Spawn, at least TRY to be discreet and classy. You dont need a crop top and spandex on either way.

Kurt in the 503 said...

That outfit looks like something that Elvis turned down as too over the top and gaudy.