Monday, October 01, 2007

Britney Spears hands her kids over to Kevin Federline. Holy shit.

Here she is at Carl's Jr. minutes before she handed over her kids to K-Fed. Man, I hope that she's on suicide watch - this isn't shaping up well.

12 comments:

Seumas said...

Why do you hope she's on suicide watch?! Suicide watch means they remove all the potential methods of self-termination and that someone will be around to intervene!

stevobar said...

Thank god someone thought about the children..now she can go party her ass off.

Randy in Minnesota said...

You're giving the girl too much credit, thinking she could now SUCCEED at killing herself when she obviously cannot do a single thing correctly. She might be able do it by accident, but she sure as hell can't do it on her own.

By the way, who wants to take a guess at what's REALLY in that Carl Jr.'s cup? I'll wager that the Captain's been there...

Ash said...

Fuck you, I'm eating!

I bet she just finished some Carl Jr's big ass fries.

DougA said...

And, once again, attempting to display her nasty gaunch for everyone to see.

Richard said...

She somehow remembered to keep her legs closed...

It's a start.

Seumas said...

Richard, I think there was probably some unknown sticky substance unintentionally keeping her thighs stuck together, much like a twelve year old boy's first copy of Club.

gay bob said...

randy and seumas are on to something, what with the Captain and the sticky stuff.

Theresa said...

Isn't just the mere act of eating at Carl's JR considered a suicide attempt?

Jim said...

Captain? Nope, Captain is for high falutin' folks, she's sailing with the Admiral.

Seumas said...

Yeah, I don't understand why you would be eating at Carl's Junior if you're making $800k/mo. Hire a chef and eat real food!

Man, do you realize how much will come out of her killing herself? The battle for money between her two ex husbands, her kids, her mother . . .

Randy in Minnesota said...

I dunno...them $6 burgers are pretty fuckin' good, man.

And she's from Louisiana. Ain't no Carl Jr.'s out that way (they're technically Hardee's, if there are any).

It's kinda like when I moved to Vegas and got hooked on Fatburger and In'n'Out and there weren't any back here in Minnesota...