Thursday, September 27, 2007

Britney Spears has one for the road.

(click on it for larger picture)

Um, I think one of the signs that your life has derailed is when you can't even get into a car without your cousin-slash-assistant giving you a freakin MARGARITA for the ride home. This is Britney leaving a recording studio yesterday and her cousin, in front of 50 or so paparazzi, decided to 'sneak' her the drink as she got into the car. I don't even know.
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23 comments:

Allison said...

i dont understand all these enablers in her life. at some point someone has look im not giving you drinks for the ride home....pathetic

stevobar said...

If you really want to get grossed out, enlarge the pictures and look at Brit's finernails...bitten down to the quick.

This girl is a booger eating, butt picking douche...What judge wouldn't hand the kids over to KFed now? I hope he gets all her money too..she need to get a job a Wal-Mart to be amongst her own people....

Seumas said...

. . . Says the girl who was just in NYC drinking booze out of a paper bag while wandering the streets . . . ? :P

stevobar said...

Yeah, Seumas, but that girl had a camera and a career,unlike the Brit...and is not in danger of losing her kids, as far as we know.

Aaron said...

Well, it wasn't like she was driving or anything. I mean, I'm not one to defend Britney Spears... But, come on! Let he who is without drunkeness cast the first Hi-Ball! :)

Excuse me, back to the Jack and Coke!

Shovelhead said...

Didn't a family court judge just issue a ruling in the baby-divorce-custody battle royale, that Brits was to abstain from all alcohol, drugs, catting around and hanging out with low-lifes whilst attending parenting classes?

Gee - it's almost as if she WANTS to be rid of the two "mistakes" so she can whore around 24/7 unencumbered. Sort of like Susan Smith but without all the messiness of actually, well - - offing them.

Seumas said...

She should sell her kids on eBay.

Joe said...

Unless I'm mistaken, she's getting ready to sit in the passenger seat...

An open container - albeit illegal - does not a drunken driver make!

Sharpen yer detective skillz, playas.

Seumas said...

No, she isn't driving drunk in that incident, but open-container laws forbid any open alcohol container in the passenger area. Period.

gay bob said...

Well, stevobar, KFed is a booger picking, butt eating slime, whom I find stangely hot, in the same way Rick finds Brittany hot.

Theresa said...

At least put it n a big gulp cup or something. Sheesh. Not very creative Brit

Shovelhead said...

Ah, but Joe; what if the car she's getting into is a Ford Cortina, Morris Angela, or Lotus Saloon which are all English, exclusively right-hand drive autos? THEN K-Fed's got her all drinky and drivy yet again.

I'm just sayin'

stevobar said...

You may be right, gaybob, but won't somebody PLEEASEE think about the children?!??!?!?

Joe said...

An English ride, Shovelhead? You actually think Britney has the brain power to pull that one off?

Interesting.

Another scenario: she's already so damn drunk that she thinks she's getting in on the correct side of the car to go driving... a nice Sunday drive, perhaps.

Joe said...

And is it just me, or does Brits kinda look like Hillary Clinton in that pic?

stevobar said...

Well done, Joe...I like the way you think.

stevobar said...

I mean about the getting into the car part...you lost me on the Hillary reference...

Joe said...

Ok, I realize this is stretching it - a bit - but imagine Hillary 40 years younger... with a margarita in her hand...

It might help you to see the similarities if you have a margarita first, though...

I present you, more photoshop fun!

scamorama said...

Geez, Gay Bob, I never took you to be a Star-Fucker.
And a pasty, never-was, to boot.

Shovelhead said...

Excellent, photoshop, Joe. I was puzzled too until I took a look.

Damn! There may be something to that!

Jesus! Know what this means? In 40 years we could see
"Vote Brittany in 2048", and the scary part is our kids and grandkids might by then be cretin enough to do it! Glad I'll be worm chow by then.

Kurt in the 503 said...

Maybe it's a glass of lemonade?

Sara said...

she just lost physical custody of her kids, hmmmm.

gay bob said...

Well, scamorama, we all have our guilty, dirty, little fantasies. Tonya Hardingk for instance, figures in manay straight guys fantasy lives, doesn't she Rick?