Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Nevermind - THIS is the greatest magazine cover.

Kevin Federline & Britney Spears' mom?? Man oh man, when is this shit going to stop??? I feel like my head might explode!!!!
source

19 comments:

Seumas said...

That's the best MILF he could manage?!

Federline is going to be his own baby's grandpa.

Randy in Minnesota said...

Kevin's gonna give the K-Federal Express to his baby mama mama. I feel like I'm watching professional wrestling...crap keeps happening and people are changing sides so much, I don't know who to root for.

stevobar said...

You've gotta hand it to KFed..what better way to get back at a former lover than to bang her mother...I have sorely underestimated this man....

Seumas said...

Stevobar, doesn't Britney have a younger sister? Maybe Federline is going to make the *whole* round?

stevobar said...

What the hell...as Britney has gone on record expressing her support for our beloved President Bush, I suspect that her clan skews to the Republican side of the political spectrum..which can only mean one thing....next headline in the Enquirer...

" Brit's dad nabbed in public restroom with KFed"

Why bother with her sister?

That's what I like about the south.....

Shovelhead said...

What's the problem, Sarah? This husband, mom, daughter, swap beds and sex is the Code where the Spears clan comes from. Y'all.

Please to explain the family relationship between Brit and K-fed's kids and any kids K-fed and Brits' mom might be. Anyone from the South could do this, but it boggles the mind.

stevobar said...

Shovelhead - family comes first in the south, literally...

gay bob said...

So...Britney's mom wants a gaping maw as big as her daughter's.

stevobar said...

I don't give a shit about Brit anymore...I won free tickets to the Night Ranger concert in The Dalles this weekend on the show today...BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

Don't tell me you love me...I don't want to know!

Randy in Minnesota said...

Stevobar:

When you close your eyes, do you dream about me?

stevobar said...

Randy - You may have confused me with Gay Bob. I'm flattered, but not the least bit curious.

but you can (still) Rock in America!!

Shovelhead said...

Stevobar:

Envy, envy, envy! At least the tickets went to a Rickophile and not some dick randomly surfing the AM dial.

Try the Windy River in "downtown (snicker) The Dalles after the concert. Best goddamn BBQ and ice cold beer any where!

stevobar said...

My primary concern at the concert is to maintain a safe distance from Scotty J, who will not doubt be in the full throws of projectile vomiting and delerium tremens following today's "experiment"...he'll be easy to spot though, cause he'll be pulling his liver along behind him in a red flyer wagon...

Thunderdog indeed...

gay bob said...

stevobar:


Depends on what you look like naked, dude.

gay bob said...

Actually my fantasies include randy, and stevobar getting it on

stevobar said...

Don't EVEN think about it Randy.

....and as for you Gay Bob, that fantasy is just plain icky..you'd know what I mean if you saw my fat white middle aged behind.

Let's get back to focusing on Scotty J's liver, shall we?

Randy in Minnesota said...

Actually all I can focus on is a remake of Barfly starring Lindsay Lohan...and introducing Scotty J.

Seumas said...

My fantasies all involve unicorns and giant sponges.

Randy in Minnesota said...

My greatest fantasy is about Scotty J...hosting the greatest AM 970 late-night show ever, Scotty J Coast To Coast. Rick can't possibly turn down such a brilliant idea. Saturday nights, 8-10 pm...Scotty J drunkenly taking crank call after crank call from listeners, while an intern sits by with his hand on the dump button. 40 SHARE!!!