You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
That's the best MILF he could manage?!Federline is going to be his own baby's grandpa.
Kevin's gonna give the K-Federal Express to his baby mama mama. I feel like I'm watching professional wrestling...crap keeps happening and people are changing sides so much, I don't know who to root for.
You've gotta hand it to KFed..what better way to get back at a former lover than to bang her mother...I have sorely underestimated this man....
Stevobar, doesn't Britney have a younger sister? Maybe Federline is going to make the *whole* round?
What the hell...as Britney has gone on record expressing her support for our beloved President Bush, I suspect that her clan skews to the Republican side of the political spectrum..which can only mean one thing....next headline in the Enquirer..." Brit's dad nabbed in public restroom with KFed"Why bother with her sister? That's what I like about the south.....
What's the problem, Sarah? This husband, mom, daughter, swap beds and sex is the Code where the Spears clan comes from. Y'all. Please to explain the family relationship between Brit and K-fed's kids and any kids K-fed and Brits' mom might be. Anyone from the South could do this, but it boggles the mind.
Shovelhead - family comes first in the south, literally...
So...Britney's mom wants a gaping maw as big as her daughter's.
I don't give a shit about Brit anymore...I won free tickets to the Night Ranger concert in The Dalles this weekend on the show today...BEST DAY EVER!!!!!Don't tell me you love me...I don't want to know!
Stevobar:When you close your eyes, do you dream about me?
Randy - You may have confused me with Gay Bob. I'm flattered, but not the least bit curious.but you can (still) Rock in America!!
Stevobar:Envy, envy, envy! At least the tickets went to a Rickophile and not some dick randomly surfing the AM dial. Try the Windy River in "downtown (snicker) The Dalles after the concert. Best goddamn BBQ and ice cold beer any where!
My primary concern at the concert is to maintain a safe distance from Scotty J, who will not doubt be in the full throws of projectile vomiting and delerium tremens following today's "experiment"...he'll be easy to spot though, cause he'll be pulling his liver along behind him in a red flyer wagon...Thunderdog indeed...
stevobar:Depends on what you look like naked, dude.
Actually my fantasies include randy, and stevobar getting it on
Don't EVEN think about it Randy.....and as for you Gay Bob, that fantasy is just plain icky..you'd know what I mean if you saw my fat white middle aged behind. Let's get back to focusing on Scotty J's liver, shall we?
Actually all I can focus on is a remake of Barfly starring Lindsay Lohan...and introducing Scotty J.
My fantasies all involve unicorns and giant sponges.
My greatest fantasy is about Scotty J...hosting the greatest AM 970 late-night show ever, Scotty J Coast To Coast. Rick can't possibly turn down such a brilliant idea. Saturday nights, 8-10 pm...Scotty J drunkenly taking crank call after crank call from listeners, while an intern sits by with his hand on the dump button. 40 SHARE!!!
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